Big John Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 # I just noticed post counts are gone, when and where did they go? # If the driver throws his cell phone at the windshield of his truck, and the windshield breaks and the phone does not, it is a pretty fing well made cell phone. Removed in early fall from newbie pressure cell phone thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbmcdonald Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Removed in early fall from newbie pressure Newbie pressure? newbie pressure? What in the fing rat pr i ck b@stached h*ll is newbie pressure (it is ok DMD, it is after 9pm) . That just totaly bites. I missed my #1000 and did not post, now I might as well become like cliaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbmcdonald Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 cell phone thread funny chit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 14, 2007 Author Share Posted January 14, 2007 now I might as well become like cliaz. Come to the dark side my son. We have fun over here and eat all the fried chicken and olives we want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 213. A Vacuum can suck up a fart and make the smell disappear faster then spray or fanning. 214. When you are in any drive thru for any fast food restaurant tell them to please ‘not’ put salt on the fries. You will get fresh ones instead of ones sitting under that heating lamp. 215. Always carry an extra set of boxer shorts in your laptop bag. A shart can happen at any time. 216. I have a jiz rag and 90% of you all do as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGrunt Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 213. A Vacuum can suck up a fart and make the smell disappear faster then spray or fanning. 214. When you are in any drive thru for any fast food restaurant tell them to please ‘not’ put salt on the fries. You will get fresh ones instead of ones sitting under that heating lamp. 215. Always carry an extra set of boxer shorts in your laptop bag. A shart can happen at any time. 216. I have a jiz rag and 90% of you all do as well. 217: Cliaz makes everyone laugh at one point or another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGrunt Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 218: How to create and talk through Wiki The Huddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 219. Watching American Idol does not make you a Mary ...ok well a little bit but nowhere near Liberace level 220. Chew wing gum can easily be a real chinese person's name 221. 412 items to go before we reach 500 ...I love Math Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdrudge Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 222. On any given Sunday (or Monday/Thursday/Saturday), anything is possible 223. With #222 in mind, don't be upset if a player doesn't perform as well as they were projected. 224. New HDTVs are expensive when you get too upset that your player did not meet expectations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 73. BigRed is balding That'd be BR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 225. Couples Showers Suck 226. If you read this entire thread to ensure you don't repost an item, it will grow by 2 pages by the time you are finished. 227. Some people get upset if they change their screen name, then you sign up with the old name unknowingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 216. I have a jiz rag and 90% of you all do as well. Do that in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 17, 2007 Author Share Posted January 17, 2007 Do that in the shower. what about those times when you are driving to work and need to slick one out? You should always keep one: 1. Behind the bed headboard 2. Computer room 3. glove compartment of car 4. health food section of grocery store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted January 17, 2007 Share Posted January 17, 2007 (edited) 218: How to create and talk through Wiki The Huddle. 229: Wikipedia hates thehuddle Edited January 17, 2007 by Egret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 230: The huddle can and will give you an STD 231: sendmail.cgi scripts may be easy but i've spent 9 hours trying to get one to work. 232: A Tunafish and Ketchup sammach is good 233: A Stadium buddy can't hold 6 beers worth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 234. Benadryl makes me drowsy which is different from horny but the two can coexiist 235. Midnight on saturday and still up posting messages on the huddle is not a bad thing ...actually its a good thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 236. 75% the people that give advice know less than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 237. If it wasn't for bad luck, some of use wouldn't have any luck at all. 238. Spain's name has been changed from Jeff to Mr. Vegas 239. DMD's voice is higher pitched then I thought it would be 240. Car Dealerships, Medical Ins. companies and the IRS all suck to deal with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 241. women can fake their orgasms better than men can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seminoles Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 (edited) 237. If it wasn't for bad luck, some of use wouldn't have any luck at all. 238. Spain's name has been changed from Jeff to Mr. Vegas 239. DMD's voice is higher pitched then I thought it would be 240. Car Dealerships, Medical Ins. companies and the IRS all suck to deal with. 241 B. Even if I still frequent the huddle in 10 years, I will always be thought of as a little kid Edited January 29, 2007 by seminoles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 242. seminoles should change his # 241 to #242 since i beat him with my # 241 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 241 B. Even if I still frequent the huddle in 10 years, I will always be thought of as a little kid 243. Except several Huddlers think of you as a lot older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Row Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 244. Dermoids are nasty little critters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seminoles Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 (edited) 243. Except several Huddlers think of you as a lot older. 245. I still regret saying my age...I would have made a great MH Edited January 29, 2007 by seminoles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 29, 2007 Author Share Posted January 29, 2007 244. Dermoids are nasty little critters. Just googled it and bleh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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