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What kind of crazy <Ban me! Ban me now!>ed up world do we live in where "Not Ready To

Make Nice" wins Record Of The Year? What next, Harry Reid elected

PRESIDENT?

 

Speaking of politics, NARAS has insured at least a decade of bashing by

the Republicans as a result of the Chick trifecta. You'd think they'd

vote for something a little more right wing, or the black woman, you

can't criticize a black victory, at least not in PUBLIC!

 

But you take the most left-leaning act in recent memory, with an album

that half the country REFUSES to listen to, and you give them ALL the

awards. Smart.

 

But it's worse. "Not Ready To Make Nice" is not a hit record. Oh, it's

pleasant, you can tap your toe to it, but a HIT is something indelible,

something you get on the first listen, something you can sing EVERY WORD

of thirty years later, FORTY! Hell, I heard "Ode To Billie Joe" on the

way home from KLSX, I know more about Choctaw Ridge than anything that

happened on "Take The Long Way", even though I don't own the oldie and

I'm not even sure Bobby Gentry is ALIVE!

 

I heard "Crazy" for the first time a block from my house. I RAN from

the garage into the house to download it.

 

I streamed "Not Ready To Make Nice" once on my computer, and I haven't

played it again SINCE!

 

Come on, even YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL was both a bigger hit and a better SONG!

At least people are playing it at weddings, most people have never HEARD

"Not Ready To Make Nice".

 

At least "Put Your Records On" is CATCHY!

 

But no, we've got to give the award to the act with the brand name.

This would be like giving the Oscar to..."Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead

Men's Chest". It's RECOGNIZABLE, it's just not CLASSIC!

 

Oh, a bunch of people say "Taking The Long Way" is good. And it did

sell a ton better than many albums this year. But the SINGLE?

 

Wouldn't that be like saying the biggest and best record of 1965 was

Edwin Starr's "Agent Double-O-Soul"?

 

No, that "hit" was bigger than the Dixie Chicks' song, it went to number

21! We've got to find something MORE obscure.

 

How about Dionne Warwick's "Are You There (With Another Girl)", which

reached number 39. You remember that one, DON'T YOU?

 

OF COURSE NOT! But "Five O'Clock World", which made it to number 4,

that one's on your hit parade. You remember, they used it on Drew

Carey's TV show. Love that track, but was it the BEST OF THE YEAR??

 

Oh, maybe "The Game Of Love" by Wayne Fontana and the Mindbenders, it

went to NUMBER ONE! But no, that was a good record, but not a classic.

We need to look at other number ones, like "Hang On Sloopy". THAT could

be Record of the Year, if it weren't so STUPID! "Downtown"'s a good

number. As is the song that preceded it at the top of the chart, "Eve

Of Destruction". But they're not in the LEAGUE of "You've Lost That

Lovin' Feelin'". Or "My Girl".

 

But EVERYBODY knows the biggest record of 1965 was "Satisfaction". You

couldn't be on the planet and not hear it. It was UBIQUITOUS!

 

"Not Ready To Make Nice" is ubiquitous on the coffee tables of baby

boomers who want to impress their liberal friends, <Ban me! Ban me now!>, it probably

doesn't even make it into the CD player.

 

Nor did it make it on to people's iPods. It wasn't even in the iTunes

TOP FIFTY! It was number 61, yup, that's my definition of a hit.

 

Oh, I know. The public is STUPID!

 

No, that's completely wrong. People are so smart that they didn't even

bother TUNING IN this train-wreck of a television program/awards show.

They believe it's out of touch and IRRELEVANT!

 

I'll tell you how out of touch NARAS is, they gave away TWO CD CASES in

the MusiCares goody bag. Yup, you pay $1500 a ticket, and you can't

afford an iPod, you need a case to schlep your discs with you on the

back of the plane. DIDN'T ANYBODY GET THE <Ban me! Ban me now!>ING MEMO?

 

Oh, the stage had holes for the hoi polloi. Whoa, THAT'S innovative. I

haven't seen that since the VMAs, the better part of a DECADE AGO!

 

How could an organization be so OUT OF TOUCH?

 

You can't let "Not Ready To Make Nice" win the Record of the Year, never

mind the SONG of the year, it eviscerates your CREDIBILITY! And all

you've got is your credibility. Without it, you're Vanilla Ice. Yup,

the Grammys are now Vanilla Ice, laughable has-beens.

 

Oh, we know why the Dixie Chicks won. Because nobody RECOGNIZED the

rest of the nominees, they went for the name around longest, which they

were FAMILIAR WITH!

 

I bet not even ten percent of Grammy voters know who Danger Mouse is,

never mind Cee-Lo. So, they shouldn't have been allowed to VOTE in this

category. You don't search for and reward excellence by turning over

the decision-making reins to CHIMPANZEES!

 

I will say one thing though, even if "Not Ready To Make Nice" WERE a hit

track, there would be nowhere to HEAR IT! Hell, there's no country

station in Los Angeles. The one outlet we had went Top Forty. If only

it WERE Top Forty. But it's not the best of the best, rather the most

conservative choices derived from research, selected not to alienate the

core audience, which is people who can't afford an iPod or satellite

radio. People who listen to Top Forty are equivalent to those without

CABLE! The indigent, the ignorant. But they rule our country. Hell,

just look at our PRESIDENT!

 

Well, he's not indigent.

 

If only the Dixie Chicks had written an antiwar song, as good as the

aforementioned "Eve Of Destruction". But NO, it's not about the

country, but THEM! They were put upon, it's personal now. BULLSega!!

 

Music, when done right, is universal. "Not Ready To Make Nice" is like

a hit show on the Food Network. Yup, let's give the Emmy for best

variety show to RACHAEL RAY!

 

There's a revolution going on. The major labels are driving headlong in

the other direction, with the ass-wipes at NARAS following in their

footsteps.

 

I mean can you take CHARGE? Are caretakers what we really need now?

Should Kodak have just made film until it went out of business? God,

the record business, the RADIO business, is like Polaroid. An old king

heading straight for the dumper.

 

I don't know if we need an awards show. CBS certainly doesn't need it,

hell, they'd do better with a "Survivor" special. But we do need great

music, great MAINSTREAM music. And we need somewhere to hear it, a

clearinghouse where one can stop and shop and find out what's good and

hip.

 

Instead we've got a balkanized music scene. So bogus and so

impenetrable that the public has tuned out.

 

"I remember when

I remember, I remember when I lost my mind"

 

We want to go CRAZY! We want to be driven CRAZY! We want to be elated,

transported, CHANGED by the sound. Gnarls Barkley's song did that this

year. Just hearing it changed your mood, took you away, outside of

yourself. You felt the possibilities, you were emboldened, you were

ELATED!

 

But does NARAS recognize this?

 

No.

 

Isn't this like standing on the mound and having no idea where home

plate is?

 

Back in '65, we had MANY "Crazy"s. At least this year we had ONE! But

this particular fish could not be shot in the barrel. God, the guys

running NARAS are the same guys running the war in Iraq. They're

CLUELESS

 

It's time to clean house.

 

The Net is doing this to the inept labels.

 

But someone has to take charge at NARAS. Hopefully, not the same people

in control of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And they must turn the

ship around. They must realize the joke of the Grammy Awards doesn't

only hurt the television show, but the ENTIRE INDUSTRY!

 

Music's greatest night?

 

Let's hope not.

 

 

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I am not in the music biz at all but as many of you know, I have alot of friends that work on Music Row here in Nashville. There obviously is a HUGH disconnect between Nashville and Hollywood. Everybody here thinks the Ditsy Clits getting 5 Grammys was a complete joke.

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I am not in the music biz at all but as many of you know, I have alot of friends that work on Music Row here in Nashville. There obviously is a HUGH disconnect between Nashville and Hollywood. Everybody here thinks the Ditsy Clits getting 5 Grammys was a complete joke.

 

 

 

I actually kind of like their music, but I couldn't help but thinking to myself while watching the Grammys last night, "they are intentionally pushing the Dixie Chicks on us." :D

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The music industry is out of touch. Almost as much as the movie industry is.

I think they were awarding the Dixie Chicks all those grammys just because they said they were ashamed of the President.

Didn't have a durn thing to do with their music.

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The music industry is out of touch. Almost as much as the movie industry is.

I think they were awarding the Dixie Chicks all those grammys just because they said they were ashamed of the President.

Didn't have a durn thing to do with their music.

 

I think the movie and music industries are out of touch, but it doesn't have all that much to do with their politics.

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just when you think the grammys couldn't possibly become more of an irrelevant circle-jerk... :D

 

The Grammys make the Golden Globe Awards look like Salk's vaccine.

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But you take the most left-leaning act in recent memory

 

This guy apparently hasn't been listening to Pearl Jam, Radiohead, Green Day, or U2 lately. And those are just the highest-profile acts that popped into my head first.

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I actually kind of like their music, but I couldn't help but thinking to myself while watching the Grammys last night, "they are intentionally pushing the Dixie Chicks on us." :D

 

I got the "forcing the music down our throats" thing from Blige

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Everybody here thinks the Ditsy Clits getting 5 Grammys was a complete joke.

 

 

Norah Jones winning 10 (or however many she won) for an album largely full of other people's music pretty much already confirmed the Grammy's were a joke....along w/ Jethro Tull winning a heavy metal award. There is a multitude of examples to cite. Milli Vinalli...etc...

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The Chicks are definately being pushed on mainstream USA. MSN.com pimps them bigtime with regular links to news items and their web page. This was not done until Maines drubbed shrub on London. It's not hard to figure out.

 

They are talented musicians - more instrumentally than vocally.

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But you take the most left-leaning act in recent memory, with an album

that half the country REFUSES to listen to, and you give them ALL the

awards. Smart.

 

I refuse to listen to 100% of new country.

 

I also refuse to listen to anything Stevie Wonder has recorded since 1982.

 

And I will never listen to Oasis.

 

It's a political statement.

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I love the dixie chicks. Probably about the only thing southern that I love, other then good fried chicken. I don't own a chicks CD, and probably never will. Hell, I couldn't even recognize one of their songs if it was playing on the radio. But I love them because they make people froth at the mouth. It's awesome to see people get so worked up about 3 dumb blondes playing country music. (they are blonde aren't they? :D )

 

About every 3 or 4 months, we get treated to a thread bashing the dixie chicks. I can almost see the spittle hitting the monitor now. :D How a full grown American male can get worked up over a few loud mouthed Texas broads is besides me. Ain't America great? :bash:

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This guy apparently hasn't been listening to Pearl Jam, Radiohead, Green Day, or U2 lately. And those are just the highest-profile acts that popped into my head first.

 

I scrolled down this far to see if anyone else had spotted that stupid quote. :D:D

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About every 3 or 4 months, we get treated to a thread bashing the dixie chicks. I can almost see the spittle hitting the monitor now. :D How a full grown American male can get worked up over a few loud mouthed Texas broads is besides me. Ain't America great? :bash:

 

I own 3 of their cd's. I enjoy their music and I enjoy listening to people rant about them too. How ironic that their music was blackballed by alot of radio stations and their cd's were burned by the ton (at around $15 apiece :clap: ) a few years ago and now that W has proven Maines right, they're back on top....I love it. :D

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You mean, the media reports on stuff the masses pay the most attention to? :D

 

 

:bash: Hardly. I'm saying there's a reason they pimp the Dixie Chicks vs. a guy like Darryl Worley that sings pro-war tunes. I'm saying that the media is not neutral and it's ludicrous to suggest that it is. :D

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:D Hardly. I'm saying there's a reason they pimp the Dixie Chicks vs. a guy like Darryl Worley that sings pro-war tunes. I'm saying that the media is not neutral and it's ludicrous to suggest that it is. :D

 

The Dixie chicks were well known long before the anti-Bush remarks. Who in the world is Darryl Worley?

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Is there something different about that than any other band being pushed by record companies?

 

I expect record companies to push their artists. I have not seen MSN promote another band or artist anything like they do the Dixie Chicks.

 

The Dixie chicks were well known long before the anti-Bush remarks. Who in the world is Darryl Worley?

 

Sure, but MSN never promoted every move they made until after the then controversial remarks by Maines. And Darryl Worley is a country artist who sings lots of rah rah patriotic stuff like "Have you forgotten? and I just got back from the war.

 

And what does pro-war mean? :D

 

I should have specified - pro- Iraq war. I'm not trying to point out anything than the media's obvious leaning. I own several Dixie Chicks albums and none of Worley's. No national media gives Worley air time to voice his opinions or music - except Fox. :D

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