AtomicCEO Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 (edited) So, I work in Boulder. It's a college town and we have hippies. The kind of hippes who could only survive in a college town. Madison, Ann Arbor, Austin... we're no Berkley... but it's bad. Occasionally there is a group of people standing in the middle of the walking mall or on a street corner with peace sign bandannas and placards reading "Vigil for Peace". I have actually said to someone in this group... "Is it working????" Morons. In what way does standing still in a public place with a stupid sign with droopy clothes and patchuli stink affect change? What kind of pot-addled mind dreamed up this genius strategy? "I feel strongly about something... but I'm too stupid to do anything other than standing still with glassy eyes. Maybe someone else will see my sign, and take the action I'm too retarded to do myself!" Today, when I saw these people on the side of the road, I thought of a way they might be more successful. And so today I launch "Hot Sluts for Peace". No more droopy old men and women... this is going to be young hotties in very very slutty outfits. They may carry signs. I'm not sure it would matter. Maybe it will just be a front for my pimping enterprise I've been thinking of starting. I haven't hashed out all the details, but so far the concept is solid. Edited March 8, 2007 by AtomicCEO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 You're like the Michael Keaton character from the movie Night Shift. I'm probably the only one here who remembers that movie. He was an 'idea man' too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Wait a minute, wait a minute....[turnsontaperecorder] Note to self, I remember that movie [\turnsontaperecorder] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 (edited) we have hippies all over the place around here. Between the 14 community colleges, Uv. of Maryland, Towson, Frostburg and even Bowie State they are all like roaches. But we have the uber hippie local band called Blue Miracle. Dude they put the Dead and Phish fan's to shame. I honestly believe not showering is a requirement. EDIT - Blue Miracles My Space page See what I mean Edited March 8, 2007 by cliaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Wait a minute, wait a minute....[turnsontaperecorder] Note to self, I remember that movie [\turnsontaperecorder] Feed the mayo to the tuna! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Feed the mayo to the tuna! Call Starkist! Classic.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 So, I work in Boulder. It's a college town and we have hippies. The kind of hippes who could only survive in a college town. Madison, Ann Arbor, Austin... we're no Berkley... but it's bad. Occasionally there is a group of people standing in the middle of the walking mall or on a street corner with peace sign bandannas and placards reading "Vigil for Peace". I have actually said to someone in this group... "Is it working????" Morons. In what way does standing still in a public place with a stupid sign with droopy clothes and patchuli stink affect change? What kind of pot-addled mind dreamed up this genius strategy? "I feel strongly about something... but I'm too stupid to do anything other than standing still with glassy eyes. Maybe someone else will see my sign, and take the action I'm too retarded to do myself!" Today, when I saw these people on the side of the road, I thought of a way they might be more successful. And so today I launch "Hot Sluts for Peace". No more droopy old men and women... this is going to be young hotties in very very slutty outfits. They may carry signs. I'm not sure it would matter. Maybe it will just be a front for my pimping enterprise I've been thinking of starting. I haven't hashed out all the details, but so far the concept is solid. Let me know when your stock goes public. I'm in. Hell beats ADGI. Altenatively, if you start a "euthenasia of hippies" campaign, I'm also in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Tell them they are impostors. They are like those who dress up and re-enact civil war battles. They'll like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 So, I work in Boulder. It's a college town and we have hippies. The kind of hippes who could only survive in a college town. Madison, Ann Arbor, Austin... we're no Berkley... but it's bad. Occasionally there is a group of people standing in the middle of the walking mall or on a street corner with peace sign bandannas and placards reading "Vigil for Peace". I have actually said to someone in this group... "Is it working????" Morons. In what way does standing still in a public place with a stupid sign with droopy clothes and patchuli stink affect change? What kind of pot-addled mind dreamed up this genius strategy? "I feel strongly about something... but I'm too stupid to do anything other than standing still with glassy eyes. Maybe someone else will see my sign, and take the action I'm too retarded to do myself!" Today, when I saw these people on the side of the road, I thought of a way they might be more successful. And so today I launch "Hot Sluts for Peace". No more droopy old men and women... this is going to be young hotties in very very slutty outfits. They may carry signs. I'm not sure it would matter. Maybe it will just be a front for my pimping enterprise I've been thinking of starting. I haven't hashed out all the details, but so far the concept is solid. These are your peeps! Liberalims boiled down to its core. Rather than selling out to the man, they are representin the liberal cause! They are you, before you sold out dude. They are you without the wife, kid, and a regular shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 i used to just love those wannabe hippies girls from the east coast , man the was easy fishen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 i used to just love those wannabe hippies girls from the east coast , man the was easy fishen. Yes, you could smell their fish a mile away too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Are you a writer for South Park? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Yes, you could smell their fish a mile away too... oh they were wannabes... that's the ticket.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 i used to just love those wannabe hippies girls from the east coast , man the was easy fishen. 3 lemon drop shots and mentioning that you might join the peace corp usually sealed the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 3 lemon drop shots and mentioning that you might join the peace corp usually sealed the deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 we have hippies all over the place around here. Between the 14 community colleges, Uv. of Maryland, Towson, Frostburg and even Bowie State they are all like roaches. But we have the uber hippie local band called Blue Miracle. Dude they put the Dead and Phish fan's to shame. I honestly believe not showering is a requirement. EDIT - Blue Miracles My Space page See what I mean Their top song is a cover of MMW's Bubble house. Are they all covers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Tell them they are impostors. They are like those who dress up and re-enact civil war battles. They'll like that. Who says we're re-enacting and not practicing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missoula Griz Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 In Missoula, we have educated Hippies. They refer to themselves as Granolas. Lots of tree huggers. Their pretty decent people, but a little stange. A few years back, my sister was visiting from Newport Beach, CA and as we were driving across the Clark Fork River bridge through downtown Missoula she started laughing out of nowhere. There was a naked fly fisherman hooked into a trout right below the bridge. Unfortunately it was a guy. Strange crap like that does keep a lot of people out of our state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 These are your peeps! Liberalims boiled down to its core. Rather than selling out to the man, they are representin the liberal cause! They are you, before you sold out dude. They are you without the wife, kid, and a regular shower. That might be eerily and tragically on the mark. ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 You're like the Michael Keaton character from the movie Night Shift. I'm probably the only one here who remembers that movie. He was an 'idea man' too. This is wiegie telling Czarina to shut up. This is wiegie telling Czarina to shut up... to shut up... to shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Their top song is a cover of MMW's Bubble house. Are they all covers? No. They have some down right horrible hippie music written by themselves and the college kids just love them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 College kids aren't exactly known for their brilliance. Ironic eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 In Missoula, we have educated Hippies. They refer to themselves as Granolas. Lots of tree huggers. Their pretty decent people, but a little stange. A few years back, my sister was visiting from Newport Beach, CA and as we were driving across the Clark Fork River bridge through downtown Missoula she started laughing out of nowhere. There was a naked fly fisherman hooked into a trout right below the bridge. Unfortunately it was a guy. Strange crap like that does keep a lot of people out of our state. ha thats why i love youre state , not the naked man part , but the were all crazy here part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Back in Santa Cruz, they used to invade the farmer's market. It was a total pain. I used to feel badly for the farmers because the hippies sort of assumed they were of like mind because they farmed organically, often had long hair, were typically not very concerned with how clean they were, etc. It used to hit me as so ironic. The hippies idea of celebrating organic produce was to set up a freaking drum circle at the market. The farmers on the other hand got up before the sun essentially every freaking day and did back breaking work in the sun all day and prayed that they wouldn't get hosed by crappy weather and lose a ton of money yet these little punks somehow thought they were on the same team. In reality, all they were really doing was chase away some potential customers. Don't get me started on freaking hippies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dread Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Tell them they are impostors. They are like those who dress up and re-enact civil war battles. They'll like that. ditto to the Renaissance Festival actors...Huzzah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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