Yukon Cornelius Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 :D :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: now im watching lumberjacks... anyone know any lumberjack songs..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 This thread title has an anti-Catholic bias. Was thinking the same thing. Shouldn't "poping" be capitalized? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 now im watching lumberjacks... anyone know any lumberjack songs..... Sure. BARBER: I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus! With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing! [singing] I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping And has buttered scones for tea. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps. He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars?! He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Papa. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, Suspendies, and a bra?! [talking] What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!... [singing] He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Shouldn't "poping" be capitalized? Only if you're wearing a miter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Sure. i once got detention for singing that song in high school..... had a real conservative prick of a math teacher in 11 grade... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 What sort of conservative is anti-lumberjack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 building for people with lots of money is fun......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 What sort of conservative is anti-lumberjack? a log cabin conservative Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Heading to the drug store. Anyone need anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Hi. yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Heading to the drug store. Anyone need anything? .......grab me one of those paddles with the rubber string & ball and a Mothers Day card...TIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted May 2, 2007 Author Share Posted May 2, 2007 How's the weather? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CaP'N GRuNGe Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 How's the weather? It's storming here. You don't need a weather man, To know which way the wind blows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Heading to the drug store. Anyone need anything? Grab me some Gold Bond Medicated powder, some Epsom salt, and some Ipecac...thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Grab me some Gold Bond Medicated powder, some Epsom salt, and some Ipecac...thanks What, no Dr. Sholes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Best tartan for a non-Scotsman? I have some Kinney blood in me, but they musta been low-rent, because I can't find anything, so I'm figuring I'll go with a Black Watch tartan. Opinions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Best tartan for a non-Scotsman? I have some Kinney blood in me, but they musta been low-rent, because I can't find anything, so I'm figuring I'll go with a Black Watch tartan. Opinions? Fish sticks with tartan sauce is delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 What the heck is this thing for? I don't know. How about ? I managed to use it once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoog Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 I don't know what you want!?!? The thread title is either misspelled or something to do with the Pope: Did you: 1) Take a giant crap on your lawn chair? OR 2) Mean to open a cold one? Clarification before further discussion would be highly appreciated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 why do you hate lumberjacks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Best tartan for a non-Scotsman? I have some Kinney blood in me, but they musta been low-rent, because I can't find anything, so I'm figuring I'll go with a Black Watch tartan. Opinions? black watch is cool im clan McNaughton.... ive got 2 kilts on dress and one hunter clan kinney if u are Scottish then you belong to clan MacKinnon Tartan's but if you dont know to much go with the black watch... that were u would have been headed anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Was anyone else amazed at the unexpected gratuitous boob shot we received near the end of the movie "Just one of the Boys" . That was the one where the girl posed as a boy to get some sort of journalism scholorship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted May 3, 2007 Share Posted May 3, 2007 Was anyone else amazed at the unexpected gratuitous boob shot we received near the end of the movie "Just one of the Boys" . That was the one where the girl posed as a boy to get some sort of journalism scholorship. I believe that was the only reason I rented that movie...I heard about the boob shot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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