peepinmofo Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Have you ever let a fart at work that stunk so bad, you were afraid someone else smelled it? Yeah well, I just did. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 (edited) Usually when it seeps from the padded chair and it's more than I can handle I just leave the room Better question.....ever crop dusted someone at the office? Seemed appropriate smilie Edited June 18, 2007 by Hat Trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted June 18, 2007 Author Share Posted June 18, 2007 (edited) Usually when it seeps from the padded chair and it's more than I can handle I just leave the room Better question.....ever crop dusted someone at the office? Its not a question of if, its a question of how many times. ETA - About 342 Edited June 18, 2007 by peepinmofo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I did today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted June 18, 2007 Author Share Posted June 18, 2007 I did today. AWESOME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 A year or so after starting my job, I walked into our CFO's office and it was SSOOO obvious that he had recently let one fly that when I went in he flat out said..."I just crapped my pants". I was relatively new so I didn't give a reaction. About 15 seconds later the president and COO walk in (and it is still very obvious). The CFO doesn't say a word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 After ripping one (which I do), if someone walks in while it's still lingering... I usually get up, and lead the person out of my office with a quick "We should go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 When I feel one brewing, I just ask my co-workers to pull my finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 If I fart at work, I apologize to my cat and move on. If I'm actually with a human co-worker (would be in a car, most likely), I fan it his way. He does the same with his, usually. Of course, he's usually driving and can sometimes lock the windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Have you ever let a fart at work that stunk so bad, you were afraid someone else smelled it? Yeah well, I just did. Carry on. I work in an office by myself for the majority of the day...the other day I ripped one in the morning that reeked... ...a minute later the hot rep from Flagstar Bank came in to see if we had any loans to give her...no way she didn't smell it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 I work in an office by myself for the majority of the day...the other day I ripped one in the morning that reeked... ...a minute later the hot rep from Flagstar Bank came in to see if we had any loans to give her...no way she didn't smell it... Ahhh.... Flagstar... blast from the past. Ah yes, the hot loan rep. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 More times that I can count. I also think about who I am going to blame it on if there's a hot girl around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted June 19, 2007 Author Share Posted June 19, 2007 (edited) One time I went in this ladies office and sat in her chair. Right as I did so, she bolted her office, leaving me in there. Well, as I sat down, the air that was trapped in the cushion shot out and made me choke almost. It could very well be the worst fart I have ever smelled from a woman. And no, she was not hot... She was hideous, which made it that much worse. ETA - Not that hot girls have good smelling farts. Edited June 19, 2007 by peepinmofo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 After ripping one (which I do), if someone walks in while it's still lingering... I usually get up, and lead the person out of my office with a quick "We should go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 19, 2007 Share Posted June 19, 2007 Whenever one of my co-workers makes a comment, I blame it on the bathroom down the hall. I think they know better. I do so love the Burger King onion rings too much. It's my fatal flaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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