Randall Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:53AM EDT MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday. Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict." The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high. "It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this." © Reuters 2006. All rights reserved. Republication or redistribution of Reuters content, including by caching, framing or similar means, is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Reuters. Reuters and the Reuters sphere logo are registered trademarks and trademarks of the Reuters group of companies around the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 So that's what Spain has been doing on vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 They really do take everything in a divorce I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Smoked sausage ..eegads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Maybe he should've let her watch the Lifetime network. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Rumor has it she is changing her legalized name to lorena searcockoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I call bullchit on this one..It says he was drinking vodka watching TV..Did it suddenly dawn on him after the fact that someone was lighting his pepper on fire ? I know if I was sitting there drinking a beer and my wife decided to light my unit on fire I probably would have enough time to access the situation and avoid it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I call bullchit on this one..It says he was drinking vodka watching TV..Did it suddenly dawn on him after the fact that someone was lighting his pepper on fire ? I know if I was sitting there drinking a beer and my wife decided to light my unit on fire I probably would have enough time to access the situation and avoid it.. Stoli's new ad slogan is gonna be: "Vodka. When you want to get so f'd up that you won't know that your junk is on fire." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Not sure whomper ...he may have been passed out drunk , spilled some 120 proof vodka on his little cosmonaut and all she would have to do is drop a match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 The attack climaxed Hee hee...the writer said climaxed and he had his unit cooked to a crisp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Rumor has it she is changing her legalized name to lorena searcockoff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 "Vodka. When you want to get so f'd up that you won't know that your junk is on fire." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I call bullchit on this one..It says he was drinking vodka watching TV..Did it suddenly dawn on him after the fact that someone was lighting his pepper on fire ? I know if I was sitting there drinking a beer and my wife decided to light my unit on fire I probably would have enough time to access the situation and avoid it.. They discussed this story on the radio this morning and they said the dude was watching porn while it happened, so I guess he was a bit distracted maybe. The radio DJ was saying if that happened to him he would have grabbed the woman and put his flaming johnson in her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Since the rental market is supposed to be doing well right now, maybe you can find work with some kind of finder/placement agency for rental properties. Your experience with real estate could only be a plus I would imagine. Not sure what kind of money you could make with something like that though... probably not a ton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Since the rental market is supposed to be doing well right now, maybe you can find work with some kind of finder/placement agency for rental properties. Your experience with real estate could only be a plus I would imagine. Not sure what kind of money you could make with something like that though... probably not a ton. So Gaddis is not only unhappy with his career, but he can't do a sit down job for a while too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 So Gaddis is not only unhappy with his career, but he can't do a sit down job for a while too? Oops... posted in teh wrong thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 They discussed this story on the radio this morning and they said the dude was watching porn while it happened, so I guess he was a bit distracted maybe. The radio DJ was saying if that happened to him he would have grabbed the woman and put his flaming johnson in her. Jeter style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Jeter style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 this news is horrible... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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