loaf Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I was at the wiggly club after work on Wednesday. Went with a buddy who's going through a divorce. Anyways, I'm getting a dance and, mind you, I'm pretty wasted at this point, I ask what makes her horny. She said, "Your wallet". So I asked if I should rub it on her. That ended that dance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 they're not as fun as they used to be......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 You had me a little worried that you was going to come out of the closet or something. NTTIAWWT Now I see that you were anything but coming out of the closet so I guess all it well. Oh and maybe the wallet was too small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I have 1 testicle that hangs considerably lower then the other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I have 1 testicle that hangs considerably lower then the other I'm the same way except I have two that hang considerably lower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 they're not as fun as they used to be......... that's fer sure...there was on dancer who thought it a good idea to ram her hip into several customer's crotches...don't know how she thought this would get her some money. All I know is that if she pulled that on me, I'd have been arrested for physical assault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 In some countries , men dance for men , and the patrons dont bring a wallet ..its all free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted November 23, 2007 Author Share Posted November 23, 2007 In some countries , men dance for men , and the patrons dont bring a wallet ..its all free I'm glad you know that. How you know that can, however, remain hidden. TIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I'm glad you know that. How you know that can, however, remain hidden. TIA i do not know this first hand ... but spam can contain hidden images and its hard to tell what you will find when you open it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted November 23, 2007 Share Posted November 23, 2007 I was at the wiggly club after work on Wednesday. Went with a buddy who's going through a divorce. Anyways, I'm getting a dance and, mind you, I'm pretty wasted at this point, I ask what makes her horny. She said, "Your wallet". So I asked if I should rub it on her. That ended that dance... One possible response by you: "You know sweetheart, I came here to get AWAY from a gold-digger." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 that's fer sure...there was on dancer who thought it a good idea to ram her hip into several customer's crotches...don't know how she thought this would get her some money. All I know is that if she pulled that on me, I'd have been arrested for physical assault. Too many meth heads dancing these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 Too many meth heads dancing these days. I prefer the old coke heads. They had their game together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I prefer the old coke heads. They had their game together. The potheads were the best....much slower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 The potheads were the best....much slower. No doubt...I'd bring a pocket full of them mini-Ritz's, instead of one's, and they were all over me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I was at the wiggly club after work on Wednesday. Went with a buddy who's going through a divorce. Anyways, I'm getting a dance and, mind you, I'm pretty wasted at this point, I ask what makes her horny. She said, "Your wallet". So I asked if I should rub it on her. That ended that dance... I admire her honesty and your sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted November 24, 2007 Share Posted November 24, 2007 I would have asked her if she normally did this with every guy she met.... I have to know these things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 One possible response by you: "You know sweetheart, I came here to get AWAY from a gold-digger." If I am thinking like a stripper, the response to that would be: "Obviously, you came to the wrong place..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 If I am thinking like a stripper, the response to that would be: "Obviously, you came to the wrong place..." What would Spainalicious say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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