Chavez Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Personally, I think if he returned to earth the day after Thanksgiving near Any Mall, USA, he'd puke on his toes. But that's just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 I can hardly wait for his next visit. I'll be outta here in the twinkling of an eye. Those of you still here can have my stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted November 25, 2007 Author Share Posted November 25, 2007 I can hardly wait for his next visit. I'll be outta here in the twinkling of an eye. Those of you still here can have my stuff. Normally I'd bust on you, but I just had a vision of a world without all the religious fundies who believe they will ascend during the Rapture. It was glorious! Now I'll be in a good mood all day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilly Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Well, it's still all in the spirit of giving, I suppose. It's just a by-product of the fact that the holiday is on a Thursday, and people started to blow off going back to work on Friday. I'm no economics expert, but it seems to me that if the gubmt wanted to kickstart the economy, they could move Memorial Day permanently to a Thursday--then most folks would just take the 4 day weekend, and use the extra day for travel, lodging, bbq supplies, etc. As for Jesus, well, he must be working overtime forgiving us our sins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 (edited) If Jesus showed up on black friday I would say..Hi Jesus..I am not perfect but I very much believe ..I sin more then I should but I also do some good..Then I would have Jesus lead me through the stores like Larry Allen running people over every step of the way while we get great deals on the sandals we both like. Edited November 25, 2007 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Row Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Love me some Jesus shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Personally, I think if he returned to earth the day after Thanksgiving near Any Mall, USA, he'd puke on his toes. But that's just me. agreed, there is no telling how much credit card debt is rung up on that day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Normally I'd bust on you, but I just had a vision of a world without all the religious fundies who believe they will ascend during the Rapture. It was glorious! Now I'll be in a good mood all day! Glad I could help. Don't forget me on Christmas! Nuthin' too extravagant. A pair of sandals would be nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickspicks Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 He would probably invite the entire throng to break bread at Damon's, give a sermon about how it is better to give than to receive, say Amen, then run for his life for the now the throng wants to crucify him for bailing on the tab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seattle LawDawg Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 If he was upset, I'd let him come over and watch the games on my new 46" Samsung LCD. I think that would help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Well, if Jesus showed up, I have only one question to ask him. My boys went to catholic school for awhile. They had pictures of jesus all over. Jesus had that long hair thing going. My boys weren't allowed to let their hair reach their collar. How come my children are supposed to emulate jesus but they're not allowed to co-op his hair style? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickspicks Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Well, if Jesus showed up, I have only one question to ask him. My boys went to catholic school for awhile. They had pictures of jesus all over. Jesus had that long hair thing going. My boys weren't allowed to let their hair reach their collar. How come my children are supposed to emulate jesus but they're not allowed to co-op his hair style? The human element. Don't do as I do...do as I command. Doo Dee Doo...Doo Dee Doe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 If Jesus showed up on black Friday, I would hope he brought Juan and Pedro I got a lot yard work that needs to be done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Well, if Jesus showed up, I have only one question to ask him. My boys went to catholic school for awhile. They had pictures of jesus all over. Jesus had that long hair thing going. My boys weren't allowed to let their hair reach their collar. How come my children are supposed to emulate jesus but they're not allowed to co-op his hair style? the strangest thing about thE Jesus pics is that he always looks Norwegian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 the strangest thing about thE Jesus pics is that he always looks Norwegian. +1 ...Jesus prolly wasn't very "white"...a nuance lost on most Westerners... Oh, and Jesus prolly doesn't need to show up to be sad about all the commercialism (regardless of when it occurs). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 If Jesus showed up on black friday I would say..Hi Jesus..I am not perfect but I very much believe ..I sin more then I should but I also do some good..Then I would have Jesus lead me through the stores like Larry Allen running people over every step of the way while we get great deals on the sandals we both like. "it was then that i carried you ... TO SAVINGS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 "it was then that i carried you ... TO SAVINGS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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