Puddy Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Police: Man Stabs Mom, Assaults Another Woman With Chicken POSTED: 9:29 am EDT June 26, 2008 UPDATED: 10:53 am EDT June 26, 2008 YPSILANTI, Mich. -- Police said an Ypsilanti man is accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and hitting another woman over the head with a frozen chicken. Furderick McKaney, 40, was arraigned in a Jackson courtroom on Thursday on two felony assault charges, one count of assault and battery and one count of resisting an officer. "He stabbed his mother in the back of the neck when she refused to give him money, and then, an hour later, he attacked a neighbor woman with a chicken," Jackson County Chief Assistant Prosecutor Mark Blumer told the Ann Arbor news. Police said McKaney went to his mother's house and demanded money. When she refused, he stabbed her and took off on his bicycle, police said. A short time later, he encountered two other women talking on the sidewalk on Woodbridge Street. The woman said he said something nasty to them and hit one of them over the head with 10 pounds of frozen chicken. The woman went to the hospital and got stitches in her head. McKaney's mother suffered minor injuries from the stabbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 doesnt he know to use a bag of oranges.....doesnt leave bruises!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 His name is not McKaney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Any word on Hankk? I need fuzzy boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Police: Man Stabs Mom, Assaults Another Woman With Chicken POSTED: 9:29 am EDT June 26, 2008 UPDATED: 10:53 am EDT June 26, 2008 YPSILANTI, Mich. -- Police said an Ypsilanti man is accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and hitting another woman over the head with a frozen chicken. Furderick McKaney, 40, was arraigned in a Jackson courtroom on Thursday on two felony assault charges, one count of assault and battery and one count of resisting an officer. "He stabbed his mother in the back of the neck when she refused to give him money, and then, an hour later, he attacked a neighbor woman with a chicken," Jackson County Chief Assistant Prosecutor Mark Blumer told the Ann Arbor news. Police said McKaney went to his mother's house and demanded money. When she refused, he stabbed her and took off on his bicycle, police said. A short time later, he encountered two other women talking on the sidewalk on Woodbridge Street. The woman said he said something nasty to them and hit one of them over the head with 10 pounds of frozen chicken. The woman went to the hospital and got stitches in her head. McKaney's mother suffered minor injuries from the stabbing. Crack or Meth? Whadda u guys think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Crack or Meth? Whadda u guys think? If he's white, it's meth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 If he's white, it's meth. Yup - and with a name like Furderick, you really can't get more white or red neckee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thews40 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 I must know the correct length to cut my pubes to increase my changes of getting a hummer. Furd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Maybe Furd was put on the DL for a pillow fight with Hankk? Typical Detroit pillow-biters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 So from the story, I gather that he's some white, hippy biker on meth that hates women when they don't make him a sammich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Those bitches done me wrong. What else was I supposed to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Those bitches done me wrong. What else was I supposed to do? took ya awhile for that response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 took ya awhile for that response cops banned him from the internet when he refused to wear the prison-issue flip-flops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 cops banned him from the internet when he refused to wear the prison-issue flip-flops lol...i thought c block had wi-fi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 took ya awhile for that response I'm not that quick on my feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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