polksalet Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Some of my blood work came back bad (hemocount?) and the doc wants to see if I am losing it through my anus. Anyway Jax, if a Hershey bar falls out of a package from Texas DO NOT EAT IT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 No but I remember a few years back reading a story that some guy wipe his ass with his Federal Income Tax paperwork and sent it in.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 I actually mailed one off last week. (Going to the doctor on Friday and we'll see if anything interesting is going on.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Some of my blood work came back bad (hemocount?) and the doc wants to see if I am losing it through my anus. Anyway Jax, if a Hershey bar falls out of a package from Texas DO NOT EAT IT!!!! Is this the results from your most recent blood work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 I was in the middle of depositing a sample one time about 9:30 pm when the power went out. Not the best time to need a flashlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 Just drop it in a manilla envelope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted August 5, 2008 Author Share Posted August 5, 2008 Is this the results from your most recent blood work? si muchacho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 What can Brown do for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 What can Brown do for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Let us know what it weighs when you go to mail it. I'll set the over/under at 12 ounces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Anyway Jax, if a Hershey bar falls out of a package from Texas DO NOT EAT IT!!!! Consider me warned. What can Brown do for you Very nice. Oh, polk, may I suggest you put some gloves on(unless you're like cliaz), shape it like a donut, sprinkle some baby powder on it, and send it to someone you love. mmmm Baby Ruth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riffraff Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Pack up the van, we're taking the Browns to the Super Bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Pack up the van, we're taking the Browns to the Super Bowl. Don't insult his poop by refering to it as a Browns fan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 WHO DOES #2 WORK FORRR!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I didn't mail mine, I had to hand it over to someone at the facility where I get my blood work done. Something unnatural about handing another human being a container full of your crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 What can Brown do for you I could have thought of that. Why didn't I think of that? Man...I am pretty dumb not to have thought of that... Whomp...you are a genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bengal Mania Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 I received a membership survey from the ACLU once. Close enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 My anus is pristine, like Niagara falls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 My anus is pristine, like Niagara falls. Pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 (edited) Pics? http://www.medscape.com/content/2001/00/41...409.03.fig.jpg sorry, that is just too gross. If you want to see it add a 1 to the name of the url Edited August 13, 2008 by polksalet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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