theeohiostate Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 Did you call her parents? We are today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Were the words "do you want some of this" ever said? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 We are today Dude, there HAS to be a way for you to record that convo and post it here. "Uh, Mr. & Mrs. so-and-so, I caught your daughter sneaking into our basement at 11:00 last night for some action with my son. Do you want the good news or the bad news?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Dude, there HAS to be a way for you to record that convo and post it here. "Uh, Mr. & Mrs. so-and-so, I caught your daughter sneaking into our basement at 11:00 last night for some action with my son. Do you want the good news or the bad news?" It's not Grits' daughter is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 After reading the story, this is the image in my mind... It's like a really bad soft-porn version of that scene in E.T. where Elliot first finds him hiding in the shed. Except of course E.T. is played by a frightened 16 year old girl, and Elliot is a naked middle-aged dude. "Ouch." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 We are today You gonna put some clothes on for that call? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 We are today That ought to be fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theeohiostate Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 Well, my wife talked the girls mother. She said that she knew she was over. My wife didn't disclose what transpired between my little friend and her daughter however. So I have an issue with a parent allowing their 15 year old daughter to be picked up by another friend, IN HER PAJAMAS, and dropped off at the boyfriends at 11PM on a work night. I have a feeling this mother was sugarcoated by her daughter and lied for her behalf, as she may have been aware, the 2 were going to be separated for no less then a week by me grounding him without pc, phone, cell phone or car keys. While this news doesn't lighten the fact he had sneaked a girl in our home without permission, I am less likely to make him do hard time in light of the other parent being aware she was here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Well, my wife talked the girls mother. She said that she knew she was over. My wife didn't disclose what transpired between my little friend and her daughter however. So I have an issue with a parent allowing their 15 year old daughter to be picked up by another friend, IN HER PAJAMAS, and dropped off at the boyfriends at 11PM on a work night. I have a feeling this mother was sugarcoated by her daughter and lied for her behalf, as she may have been aware, the 2 were going to be separated for no less then a week by me grounding him without pc, phone, cell phone or car keys. While this news doesn't lighten the fact he had sneaked a girl in our home without permission, I am less likely to make him do hard time in light of the other parent being aware she was here. Just out of curiosity: has your son asked what you were doing, naked, in the pool room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Just out of curiosity: has your son asked what you were doing, naked, in the pool room? No, but he did ask "why did my girlfriend just tell me that I was a lot bigger than you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geeteebee Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 (edited) Let me guess, you did your best Costanza impression and screamed "Shrinkage, don't you know about shrinkage?" Edited August 7, 2008 by geeteebee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 So before you noticed the girl in the room, were you doing any kind of like posing or talking to yourself at all? "I'm just a love machine! Hey baby... " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Did you call her parents? We are today that is harsh, I woulda thought seeing you nekkid was punishment enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 So the girl's mom is ok with her daughter being a slut. Interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 11:00 PM , 4 year old in bed, teenagers on AIM chatting away. Wife and I stroll to the basement for some one on one time. Things getting intimate, 4 -year old starts yelling for mom . As she's taking care of it, I decide to go into the pool room , put on my best b-day suit, as I turn on the lights, I see a shadow in the corner of the room, I'm startled at first. BAM ! ! It's our 16 year old son's girl friend curled up in the corner the room. Needless to say, I'm shocked, naked, embarrassed and PISSED OFF. Get the boy and tell him to take her home. We have been suspecting of him sneaking people through the walkout basement, now I have proof, but I didn't want it to happen like this. My wife is laughing her arse off right now, but I don't know if I want that girl over here anymore after see saw the goods actually, i have a serious questions: if the 4-year-old hadn't started yelling, would the girl have been witness to you and the missus doing the deed? if so, HAWT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 So the girl's mom is ok with her daughter being a slut. Interesting. Sounds like TOS' son is okay with it, too. Net net, that's win win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 So the girl's mom is ok with her daughter being a slut. Interesting. Just like the girl I dated in high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Just like the girl I dated in high school. yeah, well she turned out ok... it's not like she went on to become a stripper or anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Cliche Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 At least she got to meet the head of the family Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Pat!!! Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Hot, but only 15 ............times like these, I wish I had been circumcised So I wonder where he learned that he could bang in the pool room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 So I wonder where he learned that he could bang in the pool room? THEE Ohio State Pen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 You should have tried to dot the i. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 (edited) lol!!! mike, reverse cowboy, THE ohio state! I always thought it was referred to as the "reverse cowboy"?!? NTTAWWT. Edited August 8, 2008 by Big F'n Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I always thought it was referred to as the "reverse cowboy"?!? NTTAWWT. Guess it depends on who else is participating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 times like these, I wish I had been circumcised So not only did she see the goods she now knows it looks like an anteater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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