Front Row Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Ummm...Warning graphic display of pain. I think the guy with the drum was my algebra teacher. Trees? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Crazy times calls for crazy fun. Let's go to Vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 (edited) If we could only burn gawd danged long haired hippies for our fuel. When will the Gubment finally realize it needs to make this legal, and encourage it, to save the planet? My Vette runs on the oil of people who have not bathed in a week. Edited September 13, 2008 by TimC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 "I think we have lost our identity..." No lady, I think you've lost your freekin' mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I have over 100 acres of Missouri hardwood forest (mostly oaks with hickory, etc). In 1982 I decided it was time to thin the woods because it hadn't been done since WWII by my grandpa. I called the Dept. of Natural Resources to get advice and they sent this gawd danged hippie lady forest ranger. She walked the woods with me and agreed that some of the older growth needed to go but that I should be very selective. ("No lady, I'm getting my dozer and making this place look like a firebase in the Central Highlands.") I thanked her for her time and as she was getting in her jeep she paused and looked me in the eyes and said, "I've had trees talk to me, ya know." I still get the creeps when I fire up my Stihl chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I believe a woman saying trees talking to them is Missouri hood talk for I wanna do you really nasty on the hood of my Range Rover right here and now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 I believe a woman saying trees talking to them is Missouri hood talk for I wanna do you really nasty on the hood of my Range Rover right here and now. Did she say pull my armpit hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Thanks! I haven't laughed that hard in awhile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 I believe a woman saying trees talking to them is Missouri hood talk for I wanna do you really nasty on the hood of my Range Rover right here and now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 I could smell the patchouli through the monitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneymakers Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 I am a tree. Please be kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 I did the exact same thing that woman is doing when a Squirrel ate the last eggplant I had growing in my garden last week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimm74 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Does that one women know that rocks are not alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Does that one women know that rocks are not alive? You will pay for your sins when the rocks eventually attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 I have over 100 acres of Missouri hardwood forest (mostly oaks with hickory, etc). In 1982 I decided it was time to thin the woods because it hadn't been done since WWII by my grandpa. I called the Dept. of Natural Resources to get advice and they sent this gawd danged hippie lady forest ranger. She walked the woods with me and agreed that some of the older growth needed to go but that I should be very selective. ("No lady, I'm getting my dozer and making this place look like a firebase in the Central Highlands.") I thanked her for her time and as she was getting in her jeep she paused and looked me in the eyes and said, "I've had trees talk to me, ya know." I still get the creeps when I fire up my Stihl chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Did they weep after stepping on all those poor small plants and insects on the way into the forest? Who's gonna pay for all the medical attention the wounded ferns may need? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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