Footballjoe Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Rub your eye while eating hotwings. Thats what my eye felt like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 take a leak after slicing several jalapenos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tford Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Took apart a 350 without really knowing how to put it back together........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 (edited) Copy and Paste someone else's post and share them elsewhere without crediting them. Â Â Â Â I win!! Edited March 29, 2009 by irish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Got married. Â Â Â Â Twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Got married. Â Â Â Â Twice. Â Alright. You win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Working on my car today, I got some kind of stop-leak stinky glue stuff on my finger. Should I go wash up? Hmmm... look at the bottle... avoid contact with skin or eyes... well, yeah, but it doesn't say use gloves and it doesn't look too serious. I should be fine. Â I feel like I have no skin on that finger now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Working on my car today, I got some kind of stop-leak stinky glue stuff on my finger. Should I go wash up? Hmmm... look at the bottle... avoid contact with skin or eyes... well, yeah, but it doesn't say use gloves and it doesn't look too serious. I should be fine. I feel like I have no skin on that finger now.  I can completely understand what you're experiencing as I worked on cars for about a decade. From all the exposure to different things I can no longer feel temperature very well with my hands and many times I grab something really hot and don't feel it until it's in my hands and I'm carrying it to the table or elsewhere. I can't imagine how tbimm and guys who have been mechanics longer cope. One guys I worked with was a mechanic for over 30 years and he never had to use cold water when washing his hands as he was even worse than I was. He used to grab oil filter that were scalding hot and muffles without it phasing him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 You shouldn't have eaten so many paint chips as a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 You shouldn't have eaten so many paint chips as a kid. Â It was more like inhale the gasoline fumes while cleaning out the service station's garbage cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Years ago I was in a hurry and used the slicer to slice some onions without the guard. I lost the tip of my thumb. You can hardly tell now, but I can dig my fingernail into it or stick a pin in it and not feel a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Years ago I was in a hurry and used the slicer to slice some onions without the guard. I lost the tip of my thumb. You can hardly tell now, but I can dig my fingernail into it or stick a pin in it and not feel a thing. Â That happens more times than I care to think about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Years ago I was in a hurry and used the slicer to slice some onions without the guard. I lost the tip of my thumb. You can hardly tell now, but I can dig my fingernail into it or stick a pin in it and not feel a thing. Â Did you leave the tip of your thumb in with the rest of the chopped onions as part of the recipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Copy anbd Paste someone else's post and share them elsewhere without crediting them. Â Â Â Â I win!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Â Come on! Where's your sense of humor? Pretend Whomper said it and it'd be a big joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 5 hits of acid in a 2 hour span  call a Mongol a girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009  I bet several Huddlers have done that. I'm one of them.  I won't get married a third time tho. My second wife is awesome, but if it doesn't work out, i'm fookin' done.  I should re-phrase then:  Got married twice                  Got divorced twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenzal rhomb Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Got married. Â Â Â Â Twice. Â I'm getting ready to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Taking a dump in my bosses desk drawer..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Married twice and way too many hits of acid in my yut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 je ne regrettez rien Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Drink a blender full of screwdrivers before basketball practice my freshman year. I woke up a day later in the hospital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Drink a blender full of screwdrivers before basketball practice my freshman year. I woke up a day later in the hospital  Philips or flat heads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE SIX KINGS Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Bought a 7 foot tall hooker a drink in front of Spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Bought a 7 foot tall hooker with a penis a drink in front of Spain Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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