Perchoutofwater Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 (edited) I'm pretty sure Chuck Norris can kick Obama's ass if he were to try to pull a Lincoln. Should Texas one day secede, one man may already be vying to be its president. Actor Chuck Norris said last month he may be interested in the post. “I may run for president of Texas,” Norris wrote in a column posted at WorldNetDaily. “That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.” Edited April 16, 2009 by Perchoutofwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Good luck keeping Fort Hood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 16, 2009 Author Share Posted April 16, 2009 Go You have any idea of how much industry the country would lose if this were to happen? Your flippant "Go" shows either ignorance or stupidity. Texas would fare a lot better than with out the US than the US would fare without Texas. Think of the oil reserves (and do you really think Texans would blink on drilling of the coast? Think of the port of Houston, and all the refineries. Texas produces more energy than any other state, and twice as much wind energy than any other state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 You have any idea of how much industry the country would lose if this were to happen? Your flippant "Go" shows either ignorance or stupidity. Texas would fare a lot better than with out the US than the US would fare without Texas. Think of the oil reserves (and do you really think Texans would blink on drilling of the coast? Think of the port of Houston, and all the refineries. Texas produces more energy than any other state, and twice as much wind energy than any other state. You right-wing nutjobs throw the terms secede and revolution around like they're options on the dollar menu, and you have the nerve to call him "flip"? Y'all are just a bunch of whiney-ass sore f'n losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 (edited) You have any idea of how much industry the country would lose if this were to happen? Your flippant "Go" shows either ignorance or stupidity. Texas would fare a lot better than with out the US than the US would fare without Texas. Think of the oil reserves (and do you really think Texans would blink on drilling of the coast? Think of the port of Houston, and all the refineries. Texas produces more energy than any other state, and twice as much wind energy than any other state. Two couples meet one another on a Pacific cruise, one couple from Britain the other from Texas. The couples seemed to hit it off rather well but, as one can imagine, the British pair soon tired off the Texans incessant drone of things bigger and better in their Great State. Both couples were standing at the railing as the ship made its way into a Hawaiian port and marveled at a large volcano blowing fire and lava and smoke hundreds of feet into the air. The British gentleman, fed up to his eyeballs with the previous week’s boasting, turned to the Texan and said: “I suppose you’re going to tell us you have something bigger than that one in your back pasture?”, to which, without hesitation, the Texan responded: “Naw, can’t say I’ve even seen one of them before now but, we’ve got a fire department in Ft. Worth that can have it put out in about 15 minutes.” Typical bull$hit Texan bravado. Edited April 16, 2009 by billay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 16, 2009 Author Share Posted April 16, 2009 You right-wing nutjobs throw the terms secede and revolution around like they're options on the dollar menu, and you have the nerve to call him "flip"? Y'all are just a bunch of whiney-ass sore f'n losers. Thank you for another meaningful contribution to this forum. Where did I call for us to secede or for a revolution? I haven't I've constantly stated it would be counterproductive. And unfortunately I think we are all going to be sore losers if this out of control spending continues. I probably shouldn't, I should probably not lower myself to your level. Oh hell I can't resist. I'd rather be a right wing nutjob than a liberal with no nuts and no job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Right wing nutjobs are f'n nutty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 When people objected to Bush's dishonest reasons for invading Iraq they were labeled as "unpatriotic". When conservatives now lose their jobs there is talk of "revolution" and secession". Hilarious. If you disagree with conservatives when they are in power you are unpatriotic or "French", and when the conservatives are no longer the ruling majority there is talk of revolution and seceding from the USA. Hypocritical much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Y'all are just a bunch of whiney-ass sore f'n losers. I've spoken with several clients that went to the Tea Parties yesterday. According to them there were numerous Democrats there. Maybe it's just the Texas Democrats, but I'd venture to guess that there are a lot of liberals worried about paying for this spending down the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted April 16, 2009 Author Share Posted April 16, 2009 Typical bull$hit Texan bravado. How much of the nations oil reserve is in Texas or off the cost of Texas? How much of the nations oil is refined in Texas? How much of the nations energy is produced in Texas? What percentage of the nations imports come through the port of Houston? Texan's have constantly sent more money to the Feds than they receive. Texas GDP is greater than that of Canada. That isn't bravado, that is fact. There was a time billay, when you used to think before you typed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 We'd all be better off without the North and the West Coast. Let them go off and be stupid together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 http://www.snopes.com/history/american/texas.asp This one is the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 i'd say what my parents used to say when i threatened to runaway........ there's the door, go see if its better out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 When people objected to Bush's dishonest reasons for invading Iraq they were labeled as "unpatriotic". When conservatives now lose their jobs there is talk of "revolution" and secession". Hilarious. If you disagree with conservatives when they are in power you are unpatriotic or "French", and when the conservatives are no longer the ruling majority there is talk of revolution and seceding from the USA. Hypocritical much? Big words from someone sporting a pic of a mass murderer as their avatar. WHat the matter, couldnt find an action pic jpeg from Auschwitz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Big words from someone sporting a pic of a mass murderer as their avatar. WHat the matter, couldnt find an action pic jpeg from Auschwitz? che Guevara is a mass murder on a par with Auschwitz? Methinks you need some educating . . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_Guevara Hmm . . shouldnt you be BEHIND Che? A symbol of revolution against oppression? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterMan Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Thread of the Year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Big words from someone sporting a pic of a mass murderer as their avatar. WHat the matter, couldnt find an action pic jpeg from Auschwitz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 This is priceless. The lefties wanted to flee to Canada. The wingnuts are going to try take a piece of the country with them. Good luck with President Norris. If you've watched any of his interviews in the last year, you'll see he's even got more loose screws than his mancrush Huckleberry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterMan Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Would the Texans be part of Mexico then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 che Guevara is a mass murder on a par with Auschwitz? Methinks you need some educating . . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_Guevara Hmm . . shouldnt you be BEHIND Che? A symbol of revolution against oppression? That's the Mexican that cuts my lawn. I thought he looked familiar. I renamed him Jose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 That's the Mexican that cuts my lawn. I thought he looked familiar. I renamed him Jose. He also answers to "hey you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 He also answers to "hey you get off of mike cloud" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borge007 Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 (edited) You have any idea of how much industry the country would lose if this were to happen? Your flippant "Go" shows either ignorance or stupidity. Texas would fare a lot better than with out the US than the US would fare without Texas. Think of the oil reserves (and do you really think Texans would blink on drilling of the coast? Think of the port of Houston, and all the refineries. Texas produces more energy than any other state, and twice as much wind energy than any other state. My oh my-aren't we sooooooooooo important and arrogant. Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya. Edited April 16, 2009 by borge007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 che Guevara is a mass murder on a par with Auschwitz? Methinks you need some educating . . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Che_Guevara Hmm . . shouldnt you be BEHIND Che? A symbol of revolution against oppression? http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=4450 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts