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American science fiction writer and founder of the Church of Scientology L. Ron Hubbard uses his Hubbard Electrometer to determine whether tomatoes experience pain, 1968. His work led him to the conclusion that tomatoes "scream when sliced."

 

If this man were to start a global movement of some sort, I would surely follow him. :wacko:

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The curved machine gun was actually tried by the Germans in WWII. If the Germans can't make it work, it ain't possible!

 

The laryngaphone sure doesn’t seem so far fetched for the time. That is how pilots communicated to each other in WWII. Sure, they had radios, but the sound was captured by a laryngaphone type device on the larynx.

 

Isn’t that rocket belt still a cool thing nowadays? :wacko:

 

The illuminated tires is about as dumb as having rims that spin, or things in the tires that monitor the pressure...oh wait...

 

Ummm, side boob in the shower hood...

 

Fast draw robot...so that is where they got the idea for Terminator?

 

The yodel meter was actually a hugh hit in Switzerland.

 

Agreed on the mini-television...how is that stupid when people have them for their kitchens, travel with them, etc?

 

The Birdman?

 

In 1956[3] Valentin was scheduled to perform at an air show in Liverpool, using wings similar to the wooden ones that had brought him success in the past. However, the stunt went wrong right away. When exiting the plane, one of his wings made contact and a piece broke away. Valentin's attempt to land safely using a parachute failed too, and he died after failing to properly open the parachute

 

So he served as a paratrooper for France in WWII...I guess that explains his difficulties in properly opening the chute when he needed it.

 

Dog restrainer...:D Thankfully the dog chain was soon invented after!

 

External turkey roasters...later called a rotisserie. Not dumb.

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The curved machine gun was actually tried by the Germans in WWII. If the Germans can't make it work, it ain't possible!

 

The laryngaphone sure doesn’t seem so far fetched for the time. That is how pilots communicated to each other in WWII. Sure, they had radios, but the sound was captured by a laryngaphone type device on the larynx.

 

Isn’t that rocket belt still a cool thing nowadays? :wacko:

 

The illuminated tires is about as dumb as having rims that spin, or things in the tires that monitor the pressure...oh wait...

 

Ummm, side boob in the shower hood...

 

Fast draw robot...so that is where they got the idea for Terminator? There was a Yul Brenner movie called Westworld about one of those things run amok.

 

The yodel meter was actually a hugh hit in Switzerland.

 

Agreed on the mini-television...how is that stupid when people have them for their kitchens, travel with them, etc?

 

The Birdman?

 

 

 

So he served as a paratrooper for France in WWII...I guess that explains his difficulties in properly opening the chute when he needed it.

 

Dog restrainer... :D Thankfully the dog chain was soon invented after!

 

External turkey roasters...later called a rotisserie. Not dumb. I've seen infared turkey roasters at Lowes that work on a similar principal.

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