Thews40 Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 So life seems to have its cycles and today wasn’t a peak in the positive direction. Since I got married I moved to Denver and only go back to my house once a week or so. Studying for some finals I blew off going there last week. I went there today and found that somehow a squirrel had gotten in the house. I’m not sure how, maybe it fell down the chimney or something, but that little rat bastard did a number on the inside of the house including tearing down one of the blinds…tore it apart. I open the door and it ran across the room after it saw me and I thought it ran under the dishwasher, but I couldn’t see it when I pulled it out. I had to go to class so I left… seething. I get home and with broom in hand start smacking things looking for it. Most of my stuff is moved out, but the couch was still there. I had both the front and back doors open in case it made a mad dash, and as soon as I moved one of the couch cushions the little shat climbed in the hole it made. I stood there pondering the thought of smacking its ass as I could see it inside the cushion, but then I figured it would make more a of a mess. He pops his head out , takes off across the room and I run after him with the broom . I smack the backside of the cabinet he ran under, and he pops out and takes off towards the front door and escapes outside to freedom. My couch is ruined, two blinds need to be replaced, and there’s squired shat all over the place. I’d contemplate calling my insurance company, but don’t want the hassle of going through arbitrators while those rat bastards find any excuse possible to keep from paying for anything while they cash my check every month for providing me nothing. I went through that when my basement was flooded when a pipe broke, and they told me if I made another claim in the next five years they’d drop me. rats... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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