Big John Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Flying is safer than marriage. As you had been divorced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 omg, you're soooo fookin' funny. Thank you. You're awesome and you rock too. Or wait, did you need validation from someone else? I'm not the one that needs all posters, threads and message boards to conform and not "huwt his widdle sensibiwities..." Poor widdiw fing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 omg, you're soooo fookin' funny. Thank you. You're awesome and you rock too. Or wait, did you need validation from someone else? I'm not the one that needs all posters, threads and message boards to conform and not "huwt his widdle sensibiwities..." Poor widdiw fing... You two need some Xanax. This is the Internet, it's not his boy is trying to kiss your boy or you have to take a crap at a conference, or anything like that. On topic, I am surprised how many people in my neighborhood have prescriptions for the stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Remember what Sam Kinison said about crashing in a plane. You grab the nearest woman around and have sex with her. It does get kind of awkward if the pilot manages to save the aircraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Just have your girl rub one out for you before you get onboard.... or once you are onboard. Then you can nap peacefully for the flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Take 2-3 Unisom - over the counter sleeping pills - about an hour, hour and a half before your flight departs. You'll sleep like a baby. That's what I do coming and going to Vegas (about a 4hr flight for me). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missoula Griz Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 I have similar fears of flying. Last year when we flew to Maui, I had my doctor set me up with some Xanax. I had a few beers and started eating one every 20 minutes. It took 4 before I was pretty relaxed. It made the long flight much more enjoyable. It was the first time I had tried Xanax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 wishing u safe travel, don't worry all will be fine. My doc gave me a prescription for ativan a few weeks ago, I've only taken one, man do they knock u out. If u were here in TX I'd share;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterMan Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Do you feel Xanax deserves the title of truth pill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 (edited) I called Chargerz and he sent me birth control pills. It didn't help me flying, but at least I'm not gonna get knocked up. i already told you, butt secks won't get you pregnant. when will you believe me? Edited July 1, 2010 by montster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Spark one up with a little wine in the Airport parking lot and enjoy the ride.... Or just knock down a couple of Benadryl (about 50 mg should do it) about 30 mins before you get on the plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Remember what Sam Kinison said about crashing in a plane. You grab the nearest woman around and have sex with her. It does get kind of awkward if the pilot manages to save the aircraft. ...tell that to Sully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 (edited) All travel sux... and airports are the worst. All the germs, the hassles of luggage, not to mention the screeners have now made it impossible to crotch some bud (fear not, FedEx still loves me). Ah, the good ol days when those little lids on your arm rest were ashtrays. I remember opening the ashtrays on board and finding chewed gum rolled in ashes, cig wrappers, etc... Edited July 2, 2010 by Scooby's Hubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 All travel sux... and airports are the worst. All the germs, the hassles of luggage, not to mention the screeners have now made it impossible to crotch some bud (fear not, FedEx still loves me). Ah, the good ol days when those little lids on your arm rest were ashtrays. I remember opening the ashtrays on board and finding chewed gum rolled in ashes, cig wrappers, etc... Your sense of nostalgia is a bit frightening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 i already told you, butt secks won't get you pregnant. when will you believe me? Tim wants you to try again, just to make sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 i already told you, butt secks won't get you pregnant. when will you believe me? When we meet in Vegas, sexypants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Tim wants you to try again, just to make sure. no way, he kept asking me if i was in yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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