Chargerz Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 cucumbers Oh....and matt770 is one gassy fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 hard boiled eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 broccoli onions cheese milk bacon grapes cabbage bananas pork green beans turkey oatmeal strawberries ice cream clam chowder corn pumpkin seeds okra blackberries most gravies orange juice pancakes pineapple pizza carrots hot dogs Oreos bean sprouts rice salmon peanut butter falafel baked ziti horseradish breakfast sausage bread water mustard soy sauce cantaloupe soft shell crab biscuits bratwurst cappicola raisins Brussels sprouts rice noodles wine lettuce shrimp pinto beans radishes celery apricot preserves frozen waffles chocolate butter ginger snaps apples Cool Whip Sprite mushrooms tomatoes gummy bears chicken teriyaki gum coffee honeydew melon minestrone soup rutebega avocado potatoes codfish parsley yams balogna green peppers hummus scallops walnuts cinnamon tea raspberries gin lobster cashews bok choy lemons sesame seeds parsnips veal parmigiana root beer eggplant meatloaf tapioca pudding Is that what you ate yesterday? Add spaghetti to the list and I would be deadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Ham, beans/peas. Split pea soup increases the effect exponentially! You must be a proud farter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Sauerkraut, if not prepared correctly, turns the area 10 feet around me into a toxic wasteland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Corn beef and cabbage. I have to be teathered to the ground after that meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I challenge anyone to eat a bowl of fiber one for breakfast and chase it with a fiber one bar for a mid mornng snack right before your 11 AM meeting Yep. Just polished off my mid-morning Fiber One bar and I'm already working up a growler, complete with the pre-growler gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I can't believe I forgot turnips. Those really fire me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 dried cherries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Sausage, Brats, kielbasa and french onion dip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday Couch Potatoe Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 (edited) Not exactly food but If you could find and ask my freaky ex-girlfriend of ten years ago I'm sure she'd tell you some anal fun gets her a$$ blowin! Edited July 8, 2010 by Sunday Couch Potatoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 Not exactly food but If you could find and ask my freaky ex-girlfriend of ten years ago I'm sure she'd tell you some anal fun gets her a$$ blowin! I was gonna say egg salad....but you really can't follow this one up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I don't know if there is any sure fire food that would make me fart - but heavier bread products give me violent hiccups. and I mean violent. I would not be able to remain in a theater or meeting or a class when I get them. super loud and I sound like a frog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoog Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Navy bean soup rivals Split Pea neck and neck. Classic! Two others to add to the "family" of gas seed in a bowl. Senate Bean Soup (the bone seems to kick it up a notch in volume and duration) Frijoles Charros (Mexican Cowboy Beans): This is the South of the Border variation (which is a no brainer considering the culinary genesis of this delightful and explosive concoction). Made with lots of ham AND bacon and all the goodies of other three (plus some, the wife holds the recipe close to the breast, errr, chest), this has the added component of chili chipotlé (roasted jalepeňo peppers). Room clearin' good baby! And yes MikesVikes, very proud, and my 8-year old boy is proudly starting to carry on the tradition! (at the constant protestations of his mom and sisters ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrip Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Yogurt+Diet Mnt Dew = wake of destruction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Classic! Two others to add to the "family" of gas seed in a bowl. Senate Bean Soup (the bone seems to kick it up a notch in volume and duration) Frijoles Charros (Mexican Cowboy Beans): This is the South of the Border variation (which is a no brainer considering the culinary genesis of this delightful and explosive concoction). Made with lots of ham AND bacon and all the goodies of other three (plus some, the wife holds the recipe close to the breast, errr, chest), this has the added component of chili chipotlé (roasted jalepeňo peppers). Room clearin' good baby! And yes MikesVikes, very proud, and my 8-year old boy is proudly starting to carry on the tradition! (at the constant protestations of his mom and sisters ) That's nothin'. My 8 year old can eat an apple and clear a room - and she's a girl! And she's been doing it for at least two years! And chili, God help us all when that child gets chili. It'll melt the paint off the walls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoog Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 That's nothin'. My 8 year old can eat an apple and clear a room - and she's a girl! And she's been doing it for at least two years! And chili, God help us all when that child gets chili. It'll melt the paint off the walls. It's not the smell I mind baby, it's the burning in my eyes! (George Carlin) Kids like farts because farts are fun! Farts are sh!t without the mess! (George Carlin) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 broccoli or grilled onions - combine the both and the half life on that is easily a million years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Discovery from last night - ceasar salad with lots of grilled shrimp. I can barely stand myself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 It's not the smell I mind baby, it's the burning in my eyes! (George Carlin) Kids like farts because farts are fun! Farts are sh!t without the mess! (George Carlin) That's what I've always said - kids and dogs know farts are funny. So what's wrong with adult wimmens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 (edited) my 5 yr old boy loves it when I blame mine on him ... he thinks he is fronting me out. he gets off on thinking he is embarrassing me, the little guy. Edited July 15, 2010 by Scooby's Hubby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Didnt read through this whole thread, but popcorn! never fails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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