SEC=UGA Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 ________________________________________ From: Ami Sent: Tuesday, August 17, 2010 1:29 PM To: Todd Subject: stuff Small pack of Diapers (4) fruit cups 1 pack 1/2 gallon Milk juice ritz crackers We need some wipes too, but I though we could go to Sam's this weekend and get some stuff there. What I will buy… Playboy 12 pack of beer Carton of smokes Microwave burritos Frozen Pizza Enema A tube of that liquid stuff that warms upon contact with skin Gummi Bears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Microwave burritos won't these eliminate the need for the enema? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Four diapers? That's like buying a two pack of beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 Four diapers? That's like buying a two pack of beer. Size 4 and they're for my wife. I told her to hurry up and lose some weight, those laxatives make food shoot right through her, sometimes she can't get to the facilities in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 won't these eliminate the need for the enema? Made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Good thing you bought the playboy and the lube, since your chances at getting the special monkey hug will have dropped to zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 Good thing you bought the playboy and the lube, since your chances at getting the special monkey hug will have dropped to zero. I think we ought to modify this thread and go in a different direction and honesty would have to come into play here. LEt's see who can evoke the funniest/angriest response from their SO in an email... Anyone, anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I think we ought to modify this thread and go in a different direction and honesty would have to come into play here. LEt's see who can evoke the funniest/angriest response from their SO in an email... Anyone, anyone? I have no doubt that I coud win... which is why I won't be playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 From: Ami Sent: Tuesday, August 17, 2010 3:29 PM To: Todd Subject: re: stuff Bring home what you're told, servant, or I'll show your nerdy little internet football friends yourwedding picture. And be snappy about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 From: AmiSent: Tuesday, August 17, 2010 3:29 PM To: Todd Subject: re: stuff Bring home what you're told, servant, or I'll show your nerdy little internet football friends yourwedding picture. And be snappy about it. I knew someone crashed my freaking wedding!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Last year when the Tiger Woods texting stuff broke a local sports station was asking guys to text their wives "I'm gonna wear you out" and that's it. Then they were to forward the response to the station. Can't remember them but they were pretty damn funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 won't these eliminate the need for the enema? Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Todd, after Ami made him her bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 18, 2010 Author Share Posted August 18, 2010 Todd, after Ami made him her bitch. Wrong Would be safe any where I have worked, but may not be where you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Wrong Would be safe any where I have worked, but may not be where you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Made me laugh. Made me hungry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Hey peepin, can you post an e-mail from your wife...preferrably complete with pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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