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She almost makes me want to watch women's tennis


matt770
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Meh, I'd still take Sharapova or Kournikova
meh, so many are better imo
Not to be picky but those thighs belong on Eric Heiden.

:wacko: What is wrong with you people, seriously!??! This woman is 100% prime cheese Danish. Those eyes, that blonde hair, that rack! So she has muscular thighs! She's an athlete, it's a good thing! Those thighs wrapped around you, while she screams things in Danish that would make a sailor blush...man, you guys suck.

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:wacko: What is wrong with you people, seriously!??! This woman is 100% prime cheese Danish. Those eyes, that blonde hair, that rack! So she has muscular thighs! She's an athlete, it's a good thing! Those thighs wrapped around you, while she screams things in Danish that would make a sailor blush...man, you guys suck.

 

 

Maria Kirilenko

Ana Ivanovic

Victoria Vanucci

Ashley Harkleroad

Alona Bondarenko

 

just a few

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:wacko: What is wrong with you people, seriously!??! This woman is 100% prime cheese Danish. Those eyes, that blonde hair, that rack! So she has muscular thighs! She's an athlete, it's a good thing! Those thighs wrapped around you, while she screams things in Danish that would make a sailor blush...man, you guys suck.

 

See, we men at theHuddle are like the Old Spice Guy, damm good looking... So our standards are a bit higher then the average guy :tup:

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Hate to break it to you, but she's about as Danish as Chavez is Caucasian.

 

Wozniacki is the daughter of native-born Polish parents, father Piotr Wozniacki and mother Anna Wozniacki.

 

 

I'm with you Matt--Polish women are always the best-looking:)

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Maria Kirilenko

Ana Ivanovic

Victoria Vanucci

Ashley Harkleroad

Alona Bondarenko

 

just a few

 

Okay. So I do need to watch more tennis then.

 

And after Googling these names, I think I will compliment the sh!t out of my wife's hair tonight.

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That reminds me...what do you get when you cross a Polock with a Messican?

 

 

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."

 

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

 

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

 

The clerk says, "Well, no."

 

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"

 

The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."

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Not to be picky but those thighs belong on Eric Heiden.

 

 

I'd serve one into her deuce court

 

 

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."

 

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

 

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

 

The clerk says, "Well, no."

 

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"

 

The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."

 

 

 

:wacko:

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