gilthorp Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people." You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey watch this." You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. Your junior prom had a daycare. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Cheeseheads start your engines." You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. One of your kids was born on a pool table. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 That looks copied from parts of the south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Cheeseheads, start your engines? And anybody who knows anything knows that the liquor of choice for Cheeseheads is brandy, not Jack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Of course, a trip beyond the Chicago metro area would show a significant amount of these would apply to outstate Illinois as well. Every time I get west of 355 I start hearing banjos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Of course, a trip beyond the Chicago metro area would show a significant amount of these would apply to outstate Illinois as well. Every time I get west of 355 I start hearing banjos. That's only cuz you've got a right purdy mouth...or, because Spain was involved when you were West of 355??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 Cheeseheads, start your engines? And anybody who knows anything knows that the liquor of choice for Cheeseheads is brandy, not Jack. You are right...this one is weak. Let's replace it with one that my buddy shared. You know you are a Packer fan when....you are walking your son to school and the both of you are in the same grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You are right...this one is weak. Let's replace it with one that my buddy shared. You know you are a Packer fan when....you are walking your son to school and the both of you are in the same grade. I agree with this. Now I know for sure that the Pack fans will welcome back Brett Favre with open arms one day because they have so much in common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) I agree with this. Now I know for sure that the Pack fans will welcome back Brett Favre with open arms one day because they have so much in common. You bet! Here in Wisco, we all love dong shots and meth. That's probably why Favre never took to Minny - you guys don't know how to party. Edited January 23, 2011 by Chavez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 When this Flurries Temperature: 19°F Feels like: 9°F Sunset: 4:54 PM Wind Impact: LIGHT S at 8.0 mph ...is considered "good" weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 (edited) You bet! Here in Wisco, we all love dong shots and meth. ps - Its people like Chavez that ruin this darn board Edited January 23, 2011 by alexgaddis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Here's a few fresh ones: What do you call a packer fan with half a brain? Gifted What is the difference between Lambeau field and a porcipine? The pricks are on the outside of the porcipine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 And anybody who knows anything knows that the liquor of choice for Cheeseheads is brandy paint thinner, not Jack. Fixed for accuracy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Here's a few fresh ones: What do you call a packer fan with half a brain? Gifted porcipine porcipine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 That came from a Sconny website.....Yeah, that's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 You know you are a packer fan if you were hosting the NFC Championship and you lived in WI you you would be AT the game tailgating instead of starting threads about the other team . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kcmast Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Cheeseheads, start your engines? And anybody who knows anything knows that the liquor of choice for Cheeseheads is brandy, not Jack. +1. Got my brandy and coke ready for today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I have no dog in this hunt but if I were a Packers fan I would have replied... You know you're a Packer fan when... Your favorite team is going to The Superbowl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 I have no dog in this hunt but if I were a Packers fan I would have replied... Your favorite team is going to The Superbowl! True...and you know you are a Packers fan when you get to celebrate your team's NFC Championship in your rival's stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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