Furd Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Right? Britney Spears leans against Jimmy Kimmel's set pieces, calls it dancing That this person is popular makes me embarassed to be alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Right? Britney Spears leans against Jimmy Kimmel's set pieces, calls it dancing That this person is popular makes me embarassed to be alive. Why do you hate wominz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Right? Britney Spears leans against Jimmy Kimmel's set pieces, calls it dancing That this person is popular makes me embarassed to be alive. It's what the world is coming to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'canes2004 Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Wow, that was horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Yeah I couldnt watch that. Usually I would say at least she is easy on the eyes, which she is, but its hard on the ears to listen to that, and she looks really clueless. Almost like she downed some PKs before she went on stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 you have to pretend she is waxing your noodle through a gloryhole from 0:32-0:47 to make it watchable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 I've seen Jr High students give better performances than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 The fact that the song was really awful didn't help either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 She is losing her looks, as well. Good, god, what a freaking train wreck. I think this is one of those scenarios where one says to themselves... "I've got more cash than I could ever spend and enough fame to carry me for a few more years. I'm really just gonna stop trying. And, when I go broke, I'll just move back into a 1986 single wide and get back to my roots." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 And yet we'd all still tap it, and it would be the highlight of our day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 That may be the single worst song ever written. Although I will say that eight fat broads and a stick of butter probably would have made it much more visually stimulating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 And yet we'd all still tap it, and it would be the highlight of our life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted June 2, 2011 Author Share Posted June 2, 2011 And yet we'd all still tap it, and it would be the highlight of our day. Count me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 And yet we'd all still tap it, and it would be the highlight of our day. Depends on how much cash I got out of it. Who really wants to tap a 30 YO woman that has spit out a child? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Depends on how much cash I got out of it. Who really wants to tap a 30 YO woman that has spit out a child? I didn't specify which orifice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 I didn't specify which orifice. Has she had her tonsils removed? If so, I'm out, also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Has she had her tonsils removed? If so, I'm out, also. Strike two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Strike two. Now, if we could get in a time machine and go back, say, oh, 11/12 years, yeah, I'd still be talking about it. Hell I may even tell my wife, "Honey, thanks, that was great, but nothing compared to when I banged Britney 12 years ago." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Look, if I want skanky ho fake blonde white trash single Mom with too many children, I can get laid at the Chuck E. Cheese bathroom anytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Look, if I want skanky ho fake blonde white trash single Mom with too many children, I can get laid at the Chuck E. Cheese bathroom anytime. I knew a guy that would go to Chuck E. Cheese with his nephew on Saturdays and drink beer while trying to do exactly that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 I knew a guy that would go to Chuck E. Cheese with his nephew on Saturdays and drink beer while trying to do exactly that. Well whats the point of 1) having a nephew and 2) going to Chuck E Cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 Look, if I want skanky ho fake blonde white trash single Mom with too many children, I can get laid at the Chuck E. Cheese bathroom anytime. When you eat dinner at Chuck E. Cheese, every night is Hispanic single mom's night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 you have to pretend she is waxing your noodle through a gloryhole from 0:32-0:47 to make it watchable I thought EXACTLY the same thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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