Scooby's Hubby Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 this time, instead of passing out with french fries in the oven ... I was rudely awoke by the fire alarm sometime early a.m. b/c I passed out with bacon frying on the stove top. smoke was everywhere. the house is stunk up. I figure I was out for a good 30 minutes. The fire alarm woke everyone up and scared the mess out of Scooby. I didn't even know how to turn the dang alarm off . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 I didn't even know how to turn the dang alarm off . Baseball bat or golf club usually come in handy in these situations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted August 6, 2011 Author Share Posted August 6, 2011 for a brief moment in my drunken stuper, I seriously considered sleeping outside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Baseball bat or golf club usually come in handy in these situations. I agree. The best way to fix this problem would be for Scooby to beat the crap out of SH with a baseball bat or golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 are you saying that you drank so much that you passed out while cooking bacon and were awoken by the smoke alarm? or are you passing out for a different reason? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 I agree. The best way to fix this problem would be for Scooby to beat the crap out of SH with a baseball bat or golf club. Agreed. SH. You are going to burn the house down Moran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted August 6, 2011 Author Share Posted August 6, 2011 are you saying that you drank so much that you passed out while cooking bacon and were awoken by the smoke alarm? or are you passing out for a different reason? drinking. golf tourney at 1 pm then party afterward. I was toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 drinking. golf tourney at 1 pm then party afterward. I was toast. No. You AVOIDED being toast by the alarm. Who tries to make bacon when drunk anyway? Order a flipping delivery pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 so, this is the 2nd time you've passed out while cooking because you drank too much? not for nothing, but learning when to say when could serve you well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Let me know when you plan on passing out again so I can come over and keep Scooby company. We'll be quite...I promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 If you were 25 and younger I would laugh but in all seriousness, this is a scary matter. You should really put a rule in your head that when you are that drunk, order pizza. Or, discipline when drinking. I had to do that myself. I only drink during draft day, new years eve and maybe 1 or 2 more times in a year and never more than 3 beers. Over the years I've done some down right stupid stuff when drunk and some weird stuff (for example, ask me how I know that jerking off into a fish tank will kill the fish). It takes a lot of self control to do that but it is achievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Let me know when you plan on passing out again so I can come over and keep Scooby company. We'll be quite...I promise. You'll be quite what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 You'll be quite what? stoopid fingers!!! quiet..we'll be quiet!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 some weird stuff (for example, ask me how I know that jerking off into a fish tank will kill the fish). Please tell me you had some "sucker" fish in that tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted August 6, 2011 Author Share Posted August 6, 2011 Let me know when you plan on passing out again so I can come over and keep Scooby company. We'll be quite...I promise. "Dyin' ain't no way to make a livin'" - Josey Whales really though, I haven't done this in many years - and that was a cheap pizza in the oven. that time no fire alarm, just a pizza cooking for several hours at 450 degrees. smoke was coming out of the oven and damm near stained the oven door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted August 6, 2011 Author Share Posted August 6, 2011 of course, I don't have to have been drinking or passed out - every blue moon I will be filling up the pool and drive off, forgetting the hose is turned on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 every blue moon I will be filling up the pool and drive off, forgetting the hose is turned on. This has to be code for something that is done in a Turkish Bathhouse or in Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 This has to be code for something that is done in a Turkish Bathhouse or in Texas. It's called a blumpkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REZ Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Please tell me you had some "sucker" fish in that tank. oh man......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 If you were 25 and younger I would laugh but in all seriousness, this is a scary matter. You should really put a rule in your head that when you are that drunk, order pizza. Or, discipline when drinking. I had to do that myself. I only drink during draft day, new years eve and maybe 1 or 2 more times in a year and never more than 3 beers. Over the years I've done some down right stupid stuff when drunk and some weird stuff (for example, ask me how I know that jerking off into a fish tank will kill the fish). It takes a lot of self control to do that but it is achievable. How do you know that jerking off into a fish tank will kill the fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 How do you know that jerking off into a fish tank will kill the fish? Ya had to ask, didn't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted August 7, 2011 Author Share Posted August 7, 2011 I'm confused, why wasn't Scooby making the bacon? she was asleep, too. Needless to say she was not happy when the fire alarm went crazy. Something about a double bacon and double cheese sandwhich that overtook my judgement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 How do you know that jerking off into a fish tank will kill the fish? :skeet skeet: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 I'm confused, why wasn't Scooby making the bacon? Do you really want me to draw the correlation from frying bacon drunk to killing fish with semen? It isn't pretty in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsfan Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Do you really want me to draw the correlation from frying bacon drunk to killing fish with semen? It isn't pretty in my head. If it involves the Village People and a crying Indian, I am all ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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