MojoMan Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Fed says it will keep interest rates low for ~2 years. Extreme volatility in the markets. What does this mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 It means it is time to buy frozen, concentrated orange juice futures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 It means I'm going to go home, hug my kid, pet my dog and have relations with my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 It mean I'm going to go home, hug my kids, pet my dogs and have relations with SEC's wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 It means SEC's wife is going to be really tired by the time I get over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 It means SEC's wife is going to be really tired by the time I get over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 It means I am going to visit matt and evil_gop's wives while they are busy swordfighting with one another for SECs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 It means I am going to visit matt and evil_gop's wives while they are busy swordfighting with one another for SECs Tag team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Dude, didn't your wife tell you she was coming to Gainesville to do some "car shopping"??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 (edited) Dude, didn't your wife tell you she was coming to Gainesville to do some "car shopping"??? And get another haircut? Edited August 9, 2011 by Big John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 And get another haircut? Well, after he told her she looked like a man it was easy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Dude, didn't your wife tell you she was coming to Gainesville to do some "car shopping"??? She wouldn't know how to get to Gainesville even if you gave her directions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 Well, after he told her she looked like a man it was easy... I never told her she looked like a man... I simply said she looked fat. And that fat girls with B-cups and butch haircuts weren't attractive to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I never told her she looked like a man... I simply said she looked fat. And that fat girls with B-cups and butch haircuts weren't attractive to me. Butch. My mistake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 all the george foreman grill purchases are screwing the economy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Bernanke said bond prices will be steady for a while. The stock market zig-zagged a bit, but we ended the day positive, just like lots of other days. Did I miss something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Bernanke said bond prices will be steady for a while. The stock market zig-zagged a bit, but we ended the day positive, just like lots of other days. Did I miss something? Evidently you're the only one not banging my wife... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted August 10, 2011 Share Posted August 10, 2011 Evidently you're the only one not banging my wife... I think it's pretty obvious why too.....now please get yer wife a cigarette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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