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2005 Mystery Huddler #9


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If you listen closely, you can hear the queer singing (sung to the tune of Monty Python Lumberjack song):

 

The Huddle Elf Song

 

Solo: I'm a Huddle elf and I'm okay

I'm a top at night and a bottom all day

 

Elf chorus: He's a Huddle elf and he's okay

he's a top at night and a bottom all day

 

Solo: I despise women

with all my might

I'm waiting in the can

Az has bent me over

I'm taking it like a man

 

Chorus: He despises women

with all his might

He's waiting in the can

Az has bent him over

He's taking it like a man

 

Together: I'm/He's a Huddle elf ...

 

Solo: I drink my tea, I pack some fudge,

my hair is such a mess

I want to blow the newbies

and wear a shaggy dress

 

Chorus: He drinks his tea, he packs some fudge,

his hair is such a mess

He wants to blow the newbies

and wears a shaggy dress

 

Together: I'm/He's a Huddle elf and he's okay

he's a top at night and a bottom all day

He's an Huddle elf and he's ooo-kayyyyy...

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I'll go with SupaBalla.  Lives in Louisiana (not an 'A' or 'N') and nothing shows that he has a favorite team.

 

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I think someon said earlier that he is a redsox fan. Could just be for betting though.

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My name is *********. Sometimes friends and family sometimes call me Joe. I've recently taken on the name Fantasy Jesus because I lost a Huddle bet to someone over at the main forum.

 

My age: 37

 

Married? (How does your lovely wife feel about your obscession with FB and FF?): I'll be married 4 years this July. My wife HATES the time I spend with fantasy. When I try to justify the time I spend playing fantasy with the $$$ I win and bring home she says the following. "Let's see, you won $1000 but you spent 2000 hours doing it. That's 50 cents per hour. Less than minimum wage. If you got a part time job and made at least minimum wage working 2000 hours over a year we'd be able to retire by the time we're 50." That's my lovely calculating wife.

 

Kids (give a little info on the cute little boogers): We have one boy named Aiden who is 19 months old. Oddly enough his nickname is Booga. I'm feeling HEAVY pressure right now from the wife in regards to #2 which she wants badly. I get the full court press whenever I get home. It's like I'm being hunted in my own home.

 

We (I) live in: We own a home in Wantagh, New York which is on Long Island.

 

What do you do for a living? I work for ADP and sell all of the following: Payroll, Benfits that include medical, dental, vision, LT disability and Life, 401K, Workers compensation and HR outsoucring.

 

List your Dugout FBL or FFL championships: 2002 Dugout FBL CHAMP - our first year together in this league.

 

Who will be your biggest surprise player this season: Ray King

 

What was the most painful 'scoop' that you suffered in this years draft? I missd out on Rolen, Thome and Reyes all by ONE stinking pick.

 

Cy Young: AL = Unit NL = Hudson :D

 

The Cardinals will win the World Series this year.

 

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hmmm i guess Bears Hint of not a state starting with an N rules him out and being on LI hard for him to be a Dodger fan

 

but just maybe the clues are wrong??

 

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hmmm i guess Bears Hint of not a state starting with an N rules him out and being on LI hard for him to be a Dodger fan

 

but just maybe the clues are wrong??

 

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And this elf momo is not 37. And no one would keep this sort of pic handy for more than a year, in my opinion.

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:D I'd say Hankk, but there is a woman in the picture.

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what about BUSHWACKED??

 

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He's not on the right.

 

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politically

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