Outshined Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 http://www.profootballtalk.com/turdwatch.htm PFT TURD WATCH Celebrating ZERO days since the last arrest of an NFL player, coach, assistant coach, or club employee. STANDINGS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AFC EAST Buffalo 0 Miami 0 New England 0 New York 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AFC NORTH Cincinnati 5 Pittsburgh 3 Baltimore 0 Cleveland 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AFC South Tennessee 17 Jacksonville 14 Indianapolis 6 Houston 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AFC WEST Oakland 6 San Diego 2 Kansas City 1 Denver 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NFC EAST Dallas 0 New York 0 Philadelphia 0 Washington 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NFC North Chicago 1 Detroit 0 Green Bay 0 Minnesota 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NFC South Atlanta 7 Carolina 0 New Orleans 0 Tampa Bay 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NFC West St. Louis 3 Arizona 3 San Francisco 0 Seattle 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PFT POLICE BLOTTER 3/13/07: Free-agent TE Jerramy Stevens is arrested and charged with DUI and Josh Gordon possession. 3/10/07: Jaguars WR Charles Sharon is arrested and charged with grand theft of a firearm and carrying a concealed firearm; both are felonies. 3/9/07: Titans CB Pacman Jones was arrested on felony obstruction charges, two misdemeanor obstruction charges, and misdemeanor Josh Gordon possession in 2006 but failed to disclose the arrests, which first were disclosed in March 2007. 3/9/07: Cardinals assistant coach Richie Anderson is arrested on misdemeanor charges of solicitation of prostitution. 3/9/07: Bengals CB Deltha O'Neal pleads guilty to reckless driving. 3/9/07: Bengals CB Johnathan Joseph enters a diversion program on Josh Gordon charges. 3/9/07: Raiders sign RB Dominic Rhodes while criminal charges are pending. 3/7/07: Rams TE Dominique Byrd is arrested for DUI. 3/6/07: Bengals LB A.J. Nicholson pleads no contest to burglary and grand theft charges. 3/5/07: Steelers CB Deshea Townsend is charged with simple assault. 2/23/07: Colts RB Dominic Rhodes is charged with a total of two misdemeanors for his February 20 DUI incident. 2/21/07: Bengals LB Odell Thurman pleads no contest to drunk driving charges. 2/20/07: Colts RB Dominic Rhodes is arrested for misdemeanor DUI. 2/19/07: Falcons DT Jonathan Babineaux is arrested and charged with felony animal abuse. 2/14/07: Chiefs DE Jared Allen pleads no contest to drunken driving. 2/8/07: Bears DT Tank Johnson pleads guilty to probation violation. 2/7/07: Chargers S Terrence Kiel pleads guilty to a felony and misdemeanor charge. 2/6/07: Titans DB Cortland Finnegan pleads guilty to reckless driving charges. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OFFICIAL RULES Everyone in the organization is eligible. Players, coaches, owners, front-office employees, etc. If the person works for the team and is arrested, the points will be assigned. The term "players" includes players on the roster, the practice squad, and any of the various "reserve" lists (with the exception of "reserve-retired"). The scoring system is simple. Seven points for a felony arrest. Three points for a misdemeanor arrest. One point for a conviction. If there are multiple charges, the points will stack, too. For the purposes of the Turd Watch scoring, a conviction includes a guilty plea, a plea of no contest, and the entry into a diversion program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Thank god Andy Reid's sons don't work for the team in any capacity, or we'd be leading the East. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolly Rodgers Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 (edited) STANDINGS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NFC South Atlanta 7 Carolina 0 New Orleans 0 Tampa Bay 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And the Bucs are again at the bottom of the standings Edited March 14, 2007 by Jolly Rodgers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Duh-Umb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outshined Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 Duh-Umb Why cause Atlanta is in 1st place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjpro11 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 the east siders are being good boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Why cause Atlanta is in 1st place? No, 'cuz he's 13 and hasn't had his juice box yet today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 No, 'cuz he's 13 and hasn't had his juice box yet today. Much knowledge...respect! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 No, 'cuz he's 13 and hasn't had his juice box yet today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 No, 'cuz he's 13 and hasn't had his juice box yet today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdrudge Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 No fair Indy is in the same division as Tennessee. How can anyone compete with Pacman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 No fair Indy is in the same division as Tennessee. How can anyone compete with Pacman? Pacman's going to have a very hard time leaving his ghosts behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Oh and shouldn't the Lions have 1 from the naked coach incident last year? (and thankfully Charles Rogers isn't around anymore) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 The AFC South is representin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Love Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Arrests are worth 3-7 points while a conviction is only worth 1? Odd scoring system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_am_the_swammi Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 These standings are actually rather unfair to Tennessee. After all, it isn't the quantity of turds, but the size of the turd....and Pacman has some unreal girth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Arrests are worth 3-7 points while a conviction is only worth 1? Odd scoring system. You have to get arrested to get a conviction, and convictions are rare. Getting a conviction assumes you already have the 3-7 arrest points. I would have thought more too, but it's like a double whammy if you actually have to do time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Love Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 You have to get arrested to get a conviction, and convictions are rare. Getting a conviction assumes you already have the 3-7 arrest points. I would have thought more too, but it's like a double whammy if you actually have to do time. That's my point, though. An arrest might just mean wrong place at wrong time. Points should go up from arrest to indictment to conviction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 http://www.profootballtalk.com/turdwatch.htm PFT TURD WATCH Celebrating ZERO days since the last arrest of an NFL player, coach, assistant coach, or club employee. STANDINGS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AFC EAST Buffalo 0 Miami 0 New England 0 New York 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AFC NORTH Cincinnati 5 Pittsburgh 3 Baltimore 0 Cleveland 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AFC South Tennessee 17 Jacksonville 14 Indianapolis 6 Houston 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AFC WEST Oakland 6 San Diego 2 Kansas City 1 Denver 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NFC EAST Dallas 0 New York 0 Philadelphia 0 Washington 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NFC North Chicago 1 Detroit 0 Green Bay 0 Minnesota 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NFC South Atlanta 7 Carolina 0 New Orleans 0 Tampa Bay 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NFC West St. Louis 3 Arizona 3 San Francisco 0 Seattle 0 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PFT POLICE BLOTTER 3/13/07: Free-agent TE Jerramy Stevens is arrested and charged with DUI and Josh Gordon possession. 3/10/07: Jaguars WR Charles Sharon is arrested and charged with grand theft of a firearm and carrying a concealed firearm; both are felonies. 3/9/07: Titans CB Pacman Jones was arrested on felony obstruction charges, two misdemeanor obstruction charges, and misdemeanor Josh Gordon possession in 2006 but failed to disclose the arrests, which first were disclosed in March 2007. 3/9/07: Cardinals assistant coach Richie Anderson is arrested on misdemeanor charges of solicitation of prostitution. 3/9/07: Bengals CB Deltha O'Neal pleads guilty to reckless driving. 3/9/07: Bengals CB Johnathan Joseph enters a diversion program on Josh Gordon charges. 3/9/07: Raiders sign RB Dominic Rhodes while criminal charges are pending. 3/7/07: Rams TE Dominique Byrd is arrested for DUI. 3/6/07: Bengals LB A.J. Nicholson pleads no contest to burglary and grand theft charges. 3/5/07: Steelers CB Deshea Townsend is charged with simple assault. 2/23/07: Colts RB Dominic Rhodes is charged with a total of two misdemeanors for his February 20 DUI incident. 2/21/07: Bengals LB Odell Thurman pleads no contest to drunk driving charges. 2/20/07: Colts RB Dominic Rhodes is arrested for misdemeanor DUI. 2/19/07: Falcons DT Jonathan Babineaux is arrested and charged with felony animal abuse. 2/14/07: Chiefs DE Jared Allen pleads no contest to drunken driving. 2/8/07: Bears DT Tank Johnson pleads guilty to probation violation. 2/7/07: Chargers S Terrence Kiel pleads guilty to a felony and misdemeanor charge. 2/6/07: Titans DB Cortland Finnegan pleads guilty to reckless driving charges. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OFFICIAL RULES Everyone in the organization is eligible. Players, coaches, owners, front-office employees, etc. If the person works for the team and is arrested, the points will be assigned. The term "players" includes players on the roster, the practice squad, and any of the various "reserve" lists (with the exception of "reserve-retired"). The scoring system is simple. Seven points for a felony arrest. Three points for a misdemeanor arrest. One point for a conviction. If there are multiple charges, the points will stack, too. For the purposes of the Turd Watch scoring, a conviction includes a guilty plea, a plea of no contest, and the entry into a diversion program. Yep, the Panthers cut Karl Kankton just in time-he got arrested for sexual assault after he was jettiosoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarryTheRock Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Oh and shouldn't the Lions have 1 from the naked coach incident last year? (and thankfully Charles Rogers isn't around anymore) They started this after the Super Bowl, going from the start of the "offseason" through the next Super Bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I thought this was about Aaron Brooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 I thought this was about Aaron Brooks. There are many turds of many different natures floating around the bowl that is the NFL right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 There are many turds of many different natures floating around the bowl that is the NFL right now... That's very true and many are multi-millionaires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjpro11 Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 That's very true and many are multi-millionaires. and we are the ones that pay their salaries because we are so addicted to the sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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