polksalet Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Police: Man's Testicles Locked In Padlock Man Could Not Remove Lock For Two Weeks POSTED: 1:02 pm PDT August 5, 2005 UPDATED: 1:15 pm PDT August 5, 2005 BRENTWOOD, N.H. -- Emergency workers helped a New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation over the weekend after a friend apparently locked a padlock around his testicles. According to the Portsmouth Herald, police reported that the 39-year-old man was intoxicated when they arrived at the scene on July 30 at about 3:40 a.m. The man, who was not identified, told them that he had the padlock around his testicles for two weeks. The man said that a friend put the lock on while he was drunk and passed out. When he woke up, the friend was gone. "Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Cpl. H.D. Wood told the Herald. The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock. He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury. Police said that they did not know the motive for the incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Which mystery Huddler is this? The key broke off!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Loaf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 boy that sure would suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 I bet the "friend" recently got the beating of his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Maybe I can knock the wife up now that the lock is off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 916237[/snapback] There will never be a better use of this 'emoticon' in the remaining life of our planet. Never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 916237[/snapback] You are now the uncontested winner for this year's "Best Use of Graemlins" Huddle Award. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 The man told police that he tried to remove the lock with a hacksaw because the key had broken off in the lock. 916222[/snapback] I may have to call BS on this story.. no man would put a hacksaw that close to his twig and berries. He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith removed the padlock. He was treated and released, and the hospital said he had no lasting injury. I bet he wins an award for best story at this year's locksmith convention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 I may have to call BS on this story.. no man would put a hacksaw that close to his twig and berries.I bet he wins an award for best story at this year's locksmith convention 916324[/snapback] How did you figure out the name of my FF team in one of locals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Maybe I can knock the wife up now that the lock is off. 916289[/snapback] I hope they dont find me dead on your front porch as your wife is delivering... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 I hope they dont find me dead on your front porch as your wife is delivering... 916338[/snapback] THe great thing about corpses is they can wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulOttCarruth Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Why didn't he just jump into a bathtub of ice-cold water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 THe great thing about corpses is they can wait. 916352[/snapback] And they never "stiff" you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsnottatooma Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 I bet the "friend" recently got the beating of his life. 916247[/snapback] That is a lock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Bump for the awards - go wiegie for best use of graemlin go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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