Piranha Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. B. Once you have your new name, post it The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffyg = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 Boobie Chuckle-Breath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Boobie Farklebiscuits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 tootsie chucklenose. i vote now that this gets the dumbest thread of the year award, if such a thing exists ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhippens Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 i think that has been posted before. mine is snickle farklebiscuits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyr0802 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Sloopie Dippin-chunks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 (edited) Sneezy Pottyboob. Oddly enough, my mother actually considered that as a name for me before I was born. Edited January 20, 2006 by Big F'n Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Boobie Farklebiscuits 1278162[/snapback] mine is snickle farklebiscuits 1278172[/snapback] Brother?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Goober Chuckleboob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 farcus dippin-dunkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Sleezy Gizzardface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 (edited) i think that has been posted before. 1278172[/snapback] No it wasn't. Edited January 20, 2006 by Big John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 dorky chicken butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seminoles Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 boobie gizzardtush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jelap1 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Greasy Dippinbiscuits Ironic, because that just happens to be my pron name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Boobie Farklefanny. Now that's just farkin' funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Sleezy Pottyhump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 Sleezy Pottyhump 1278205[/snapback] Sounds kinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Sloopy Chickenboob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyr0802 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Sleezy Pottyhump 1278205[/snapback] Had one of those when I was younger... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 dinky featherbutt fantastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhippens Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Brother?? 1278182[/snapback] i noticed that as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhippens Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 No it wasn't. 1278190[/snapback] i stand corrected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Snooty Farkledoodle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I am The Sleezy Pottyhump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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