rhippens Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 put a little boogy in it 1278543[/snapback] good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhippens Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 what's brown and sticky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 chalupa 1278541[/snapback] But beware with your new found powers Young Grasshopper, as the Jedi Master (WW) lashes out against those that abuse said powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhippens Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 what's brown and sticky? 1278552[/snapback] a stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 But beware with your new found powers Young Grasshopper, as the Jedi Master (WW) lashes out against those that abuse said powers. 1278559[/snapback] Not a prob, I respect the rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 a stick 1278561[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 He was dead 1278545[/snapback] OK people, we have a premature page-turner. 10 yard penalty, still 2nd down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 OK people, we have a premature page-turner. 10 yard penalty, still 2nd down. 1278573[/snapback] Wasn't premature until I deleted a post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Just flew in from Jersey and man are my arms tired... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Just flew in from Jersey and man are my arms tired... 1278584[/snapback] .......... I hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 beat ya to it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 beat ya to it? 1278604[/snapback] yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclones Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A rope walks in to a bar, sits down, and asks for a beer...the bartender says "sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope slinks away from the bar, goes outside, ties himself in the middle, and messes up his top really bad. After doing this, he goes back into the bar and asks for a beer. "Hey, arent you a rope?" says the bartender. The rope replies "No, I'm a frayed knot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A rope walks in to a bar, sits down, and asks for a beer...the bartender says "sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope slinks away from the bar, goes outside, ties himself in the middle, and messes up his top really bad. After doing this, he goes back into the bar and asks for a beer. "Hey, arent you a rope?" says the bartender. The rope replies "No, I'm a frayed knot." 1278610[/snapback] I love that joke.......come to think of it I like all these jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junebugz Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A rope walks in to a bar, sits down, and asks for a beer...the bartender says "sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope slinks away from the bar, goes outside, ties himself in the middle, and messes up his top really bad. After doing this, he goes back into the bar and asks for a beer. "Hey, arent you a rope?" says the bartender. The rope replies "No, I'm a frayed knot." 1278610[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A man walks into a sporting-goods store and asks "Do you have a sleeping bag?" The clerk says "Yes we do." So the man says "Will you wake it up for me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 2 guys walk into a bar, the 3rd one ducks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A horse walks into a bar.......ahh never mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 guy walks into a bar with some asphalt on his back. He says give me a beer and one for the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 guy walks into a bar with some asphalt on his back. He says give me a beer and one for the road 1278663[/snapback] A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 1278668[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junebugz Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 1278668[/snapback] what a b00b that guy was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinL Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A rope walks in to a bar, sits down, and asks for a beer...the bartender says "sorry, we don't serve ropes here." The rope slinks away from the bar, goes outside, ties himself in the middle, and messes up his top really bad. After doing this, he goes back into the bar and asks for a beer. "Hey, arent you a rope?" says the bartender. The rope replies "No, I'm a frayed knot." 1278610[/snapback] A mushroom walks in to a bar, sits down, and asks for a beer...the bartender says "sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboysDiehard Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: Here come the elephants over the hill!!! Q:What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing sunglasses? A: Nothing. He didn't recognize them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinL Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Heard this one last night from my 3rd grader. Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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