darin3 Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Joke #1: Q: If large-boobied women work at Hooters? Where do one-legged women work? A: IHOP Joke #2: A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a gallon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong,the ship sinks,and there were only 3 survivors : Gilligan, the Skipper and Mary Ann. They manage to swim to a tiny desert isle. They live there for a couple of years doing what’s natural for men and women to do…..After several years of casual sex, Mary Ann felt absolutely horrible about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both Gilligan and the Skipper was so bad that she killed herself. It was very tragic but both Gilligan and the Skipper managed to get through it, and, after awhile nature once more took it’s inevitable course………. Well,a couple more years went by and Gilligan and the Skipper began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing. So they buried her.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong,the ship sinks,and there were only 3 survivors : Gilligan, the Skipper and Mary Ann. They manage to swim to a tiny desert isle. They live there for a couple of years doing what’s natural for men and women to do…..After several years of casual sex, Mary Ann felt absolutely horrible about what she had been doing.She felt having sex with both Gilligan and the Skipper was so bad that she killed herself. It was very tragic but both Gilligan and the Skipper managed to get through it, and, after awhile nature once more took it’s inevitable course………. Well,a couple more years went by and Gilligan and the Skipper began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing. So they buried her.... 1278475[/snapback] this could quite possibly be the worst joke of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 this could quite possibly be the worst joke of all time. 1278479[/snapback] Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7-8-9. 1278484[/snapback] hey man, that 7 is a real wacko. we should all be very afraid ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A baby seal walks into a club.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 this could quite possibly be the worst joke of all time. 1278479[/snapback] Whats green and flies over Germany Snazis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Whats green and flies over GermanySnazis 1278489[/snapback] uh oh - i've started a trend ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Did you hear about the new Polish parachute? It opens on impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Joke #1: Q: If large-boobied women work at Hooters? Where do one-legged women work? A: IHOP Joke #2: A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? "Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a gallon." 1278444[/snapback] and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 (edited) What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hangin on the wall? Edited January 20, 2006 by ChuckB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Art Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floatin in the river? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floatin in the river? 1278513[/snapback] Canoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Fuc#ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floatin in the river? 1278513[/snapback] Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Knock-knock Who's there? Boo Boo-who? Stop crying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floatin in the river? 1278513[/snapback] Soon to be a underwater-basketcase? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Fuc#ed 1278520[/snapback] Still struggling with that language filter, huh? I can't believe your bro won't help you out here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhippens Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 how do you make a tissue dance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 how do you make a tissue dance? 1278539[/snapback] put a little boogy in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 (edited) Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? 1278531[/snapback] He was dead Darin Edited January 20, 2006 by ChuckB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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