wiegie Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 turn-signals. I am generally against the death penalty, but I realized today that perhaps we should give the death penalty to people who don't use turn-signals when they are driving. It seems to me that these people's unwillingness to inconvenience themselves even the tiniest bit in consideration of other drivers means that they are likely worthless human beings in other aspects of their lives and, in general, likely undeserving of life. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 That's exactly how I was going to finish that sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 (edited) I would reserve the death penalty for only those who signal one way, but turn another. Those who do not signal at all should merely be thrown naked into a pit of hungry rats for about 60 second. Edited February 1, 2006 by yo mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I was gonna say cell phones while their driving. but turn signals works for me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 You should probably never drive through Minnesota. I'm the only resident that uses them here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 No way...... if we did that, there would only be like 25 people left in chicago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Tossing trash should be punishable buy death also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 turn-signals. I am generally against the death penalty, but I realized today that perhaps we should give the death penalty to people who don't use turn-signals when they are driving. It seems to me that these people's unwillingness to inconvenience themselves even the tiniest bit in consideration of other drivers means that they are likely worthless human beings in other aspects of their lives and, in general, likely undeserving of life. Thoughts? 1299877[/snapback] Come to FL, you'd love it here. The only people that signal are the old people, but they don't know their signal is on and it's been on for about 20 miles or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Or people like Colostomyfoothead who throw cig butts out the window or store fronts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I yelled at a guy in a minivan for not signaling the other day. He waved his hand out the window without flipping me off....so I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 The Death Penalty for people who don't use... 1299877[/snapback] ...the bags to clean up the chit when they walk their dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 turn-signals. I am generally against the death penalty, but I realized today that perhaps we should give the death penalty to people who don't use turn-signals when they are driving. It seems to me that these people's unwillingness to inconvenience themselves even the tiniest bit in consideration of other drivers means that they are likely worthless human beings in other aspects of their lives and, in general, likely undeserving of life. Thoughts? 1299877[/snapback] The death penalty is much too lenient. We have to think of something really cruel and long lasting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Come to FL, you'd love it here. The only people that signal are the old people, but they don't know their signal is on and it's been on for about 20 miles or so. 1299922[/snapback] The 'eventual left' as Seinfeld called it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Captains Wench Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 I was gonna say cell phones while their driving.but turn signals works for me too 1299898[/snapback] There was recently an episode of Mythbusters where they were demonstrating that it is nearly as dangerous to drive while talking on your cell phone as it is to drive drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 My favorite situation... A "T" intersection that is somewhat busy. I am at a stop sign trying to make a left onto the straight road. I'm waiting for a car to pass, and at the last second he slows down and turns onto my street. Hey donkey... if you had your signal on, I could have GONE! Don't worry about the 10 cars backed up behind me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark5 Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Why use a turn signal I know where I'm going and MAYBE I don't want others to know. With all the Big Brother stuff going on now I'm gonna make them work to tail me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 You should probably never drive through Minnesota. I'm the only resident that uses them here. 1299902[/snapback] No you're not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 the old people don't know their signal is on and it's been on for about 20 miles or so. 1299922[/snapback] One justification for euthanasia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Now that I'm 50 I use my turn signals all the time. But I drive 10 miles under the speed limit...just to piss you youngsters off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 The death penalty is much too lenient. We have to think of something really cruel and long lasting! 1300030[/snapback] Death by Microwave Oven, Level 1....it's always been a fave of mine! Expand the no signals to the ones who are half way into a lane change and then turn them on!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 The death penalty is much too lenient. We have to think of something really cruel and long lasting! 1300030[/snapback] You'd be surprised how long people can run tied to your pick-up truck before collapsing . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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