cliaz Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 (edited) I've yelled out "DYNO-MITE!" once. EDIT FOR PUDDY Edited February 2, 2006 by cliaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Yep, banging your sister. 1301728[/snapback] What's that line from Full Metal Jacket? "You should try my momma, but my sister ain't bad!" Something like that... I hope she treated ya right Hugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Mom?!?! I wonder how long this thread goes until it gets the lock-down treatment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 I wonder how long this thread goes until it gets the lock-down treatment? 1301747[/snapback] :looks over at DMD and WW duct tapes to chairs: don't think it will. As long as skins gets here soon enough with the gimp outfit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Like a chia pet the size of Texas. 1301723[/snapback] Like the Bermuda Triangle, if you dive in, you may not come out. 1970's style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Like the Bermuda Triangle, if you dive in, you may not come out. 1970's style. 1301766[/snapback] Used to have a female friend with benfits like that. Her nickname appropriately was "Bush". Thats pretty harsh revenge their Cliaz. I havent heard that one before, but I remember Perch had a revenge story that was pretty good too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 Thats pretty harsh revenge their Cliaz. I havent heard that one before, but I remember Perch had a revenge story that was pretty good too. 1301776[/snapback] Yeah i wasn't really a nice person in my youth. I burned a couple of tricks that way. Funny thing, if I met my younger self today, I'd prolly whoop my ass and force me to get my masters degree. Oh and also to watch out for Stacey Wetzel, she stole money from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 :looks over at DMD and WW duct tapes to chairs: don't think it will. As long as skins gets here soon enough with the gimp outfit.... 1301752[/snapback] pickle cavity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 pickle cavity 1301784[/snapback] AHHHHHHH SKINSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now it's a post! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE SIX KINGS Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Rodeo Sex Doing it doggie and she asks " Is it good" I reply "Yeah, but your sister was better" then........... Try and hold on for 8 seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 Rodeo Sex Doing it doggie and she asks " Is it good" I reply "Yeah, but your sister was better" then........... Try and hold on for 8 seconds 1301793[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Cliche Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I screamed bloody murder but it fell on deaf ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 After a particularly loud queef, I asked a girl: "Did somebody step on a duck?" She'd never seen Caddyshack and missed the humor altogether. I laughed 'til I came. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 NEXT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 You're too loose, can you just go ahead and suck it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I screamed "Is that another Bagina" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Rodeo Sex Doing it doggie and she asks " Is it good" I reply "Yeah, but your sister was better" then........... Try and hold on for 8 seconds 1301793[/snapback] ....trying..... to read...... your post but...... am mesmerized...... by your avy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I've also done the.... "Well, it certainly isn't going to suck itself." That usually killed the mood pretty quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Okay - I was dating this girl for a while and one night i thought I would suprise her after work but when i got to her house, she was in her truck with another guy making out. BUSTED. So instead of the typical go over there, drag the guy out of the truck, beat him up, call her a wh0re, etc, etc, I sat back and thought about it. So a couple of days later, I ended up meeting up with her sister at this local dive bar and I knew she had a thing for me, no big deal, it was always innocent flurting and stuff. But the power of beer and shots would change that. I bare d1cked her sister that night, then met up with her later on in the AM when she got off of work and had a couple of drinks together and then got a BJ from her without washing the c0ck glaze off of Jake and the twins. She asked me "Hey did you work out tonight or were running because it taste like sweat down there." I said "Nope I f(_)cked your sister without a condom and your tasting her right now." Then after the screaming started I told her what I saw the other night. EDIT: This wasn't the first time I did this either and am not proud of this move but hey, people get over it. EDIT 2: Her sister wasn't really all that, she just had huge hammers 1301618[/snapback] cliaz for president!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I screamed TTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I screamed "Is that another Bagina" 1301818[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Okay - I was dating this girl for a while and one night i thought I would suprise her after work but when i got to her house, she was in her truck with another guy making out. BUSTED. So instead of the typical go over there, drag the guy out of the truck, beat him up, call her a wh0re, etc, etc, I sat back and thought about it. So a couple of days later, I ended up meeting up with her sister at this local dive bar and I knew she had a thing for me, no big deal, it was always innocent flurting and stuff. But the power of beer and shots would change that. I bare d1cked her sister that night, then met up with her later on in the AM when she got off of work and had a couple of drinks together and then got a BJ from her without washing the c0ck glaze off of Jake and the twins. She asked me "Hey did you work out tonight or were running because it taste like sweat down there." I said "Nope I f(_)cked your sister without a condom and your tasting her right now." Then after the screaming started I told her what I saw the other night. EDIT: This wasn't the first time I did this either and am not proud of this move but hey, people get over it. EDIT 2: Her sister wasn't really all that, she just had huge hammers 1301618[/snapback] That might quite possibly be the coolest thing I've ever read. I've done some crazy crap in my day but I can't compete with this. Well done sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 I screamed TTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS 1301839[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 "it's my turn to be heath ledger!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 "It puts the lotion on it's skin or it has to walk home again." 1301519[/snapback] wasn't it, "or else it gets the hose again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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