Hugh 0ne Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 (edited) I think we're gonna have to sign young cliaz up for some etiquette school. EDIT: The agrees. Edited February 2, 2006 by Hugh 0ne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 (edited) The screams SAYONARA SUCKAH during sex. Edit: Dangit Hugh. :doah: Edited February 2, 2006 by darin3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 "OK, dude, now its your turn to wear the garter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 EDIT 2: Her sister wasn't really all that, she just had huge hammers 1301618[/snapback] Well you did what you had to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 Now Now in my defense I was in my yonger 20s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 A few things: Another girls name. Trying to talk her into a unique sexual position by saying you were fine with it last week, then realizing it was a different girl the previous week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 "Good news... I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 F*ck me Santa! F*ck me Santa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 A few things: Another girls name. Trying to talk her into a unique sexual position by saying you were fine with it last week, then realizing it was a different girl the previous week. 1301639[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 A few things: Another girls name. Trying to talk her into a unique sexual position by saying you were fine with it last week, then realizing it was a different girl the previous week. 1301639[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Okay - I was dating this girl for a while and one night i thought I would suprise her after work but when i got to her house, she was in her truck with another guy making out. BUSTED. So instead of the typical go over there, drag the guy out of the truck, beat him up, call her a wh0re, etc, etc, I sat back and thought about it. So a couple of days later, I ended up meeting up with her sister at this local dive bar and I knew she had a thing for me, no big deal, it was always innocent flurting and stuff. But the power of beer and shots would change that. I bare d1cked her sister that night, then met up with her later on in the AM when she got off of work and had a couple of drinks together and then got a BJ from her without washing the c0ck glaze off of Jake and the twins. She asked me "Hey did you work out tonight or were running because it taste like sweat down there." I said "Nope I f(_)cked your sister without a condom and your tasting her right now." Then after the screaming started I told her what I saw the other night. EDIT: This wasn't the first time I did this either and am not proud of this move but hey, people get over it. EDIT 2: Her sister wasn't really all that, she just had huge hammers 1301618[/snapback] I remember you guys on Springer a few months later. Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sores Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Okay - I was dating this girl for a while and one night i thought I would suprise her after work but when i got to her house, she was in her truck with another guy making out. BUSTED. So instead of the typical go over there, drag the guy out of the truck, beat him up, call her a wh0re, etc, etc, I sat back and thought about it. So a couple of days later, I ended up meeting up with her sister at this local dive bar and I knew she had a thing for me, no big deal, it was always innocent flurting and stuff. But the power of beer and shots would change that. I bare d1cked her sister that night, then met up with her later on in the AM when she got off of work and had a couple of drinks together and then got a BJ from her without washing the c0ck glaze off of Jake and the twins. She asked me "Hey did you work out tonight or were running because it taste like sweat down there." I said "Nope I f(_)cked your sister without a condom and your tasting her right now." Then after the screaming started I told her what I saw the other night. EDIT: This wasn't the first time I did this either and am not proud of this move but hey, people get over it. EDIT 2: Her sister wasn't really all that, she just had huge hammers 1301618[/snapback] That just won the award for the best post of the year. Someone bronze this one so we can bring it back for the Huddle Awards next year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cherni Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 This girl was talking dirty about her panties, so I said "Oh, the panties laid out by your mother". Oh wait, that wasn't me, that was Seinfeld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Her sister wasn't really all that, she just had huge hammers 1301618[/snapback] That's all that really matters anyways.... right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Is that your tongue, or did the dog get in here again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 "OK, dude, now its your turn to wear the garter." 1301623[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cherni Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 1301684[/snapback] LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 i think cliaz told that story before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Bravo Cliaz I had a girl start crying halfway through because I commented on the size of the bush. Bad form on my part, I should have waited until we were finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 2, 2006 Author Share Posted February 2, 2006 i think cliaz told that story before... 1301699[/snapback] simular involving an older woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Bravo Cliaz I had a girl start crying halfway through because I commented on the size of the bush. Bad form on my part, I should have waited until we were finished. 1301701[/snapback] Swampnuts: Grunt, grunt, grunt. Swampnuts GF: Oh yeah big boy, ride me like a donkey. Swampnuts: Grunt, pant, grunt. Swampnuts GF: Harder, harder. Swampnuts: Damn bitch, that twat is loose. Swampnuts GF: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgemoe Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Bravo Cliaz I had a girl start crying halfway through because I commented on the size of the bush. Bad form on my part, I should have waited until we were finished. 1301701[/snapback] Like a chia pet the size of Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 i sorta made fun of some faces/noises this chick was making once. wasn't really my intent it was just funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Swampnuts: Grunt, grunt, grunt. Swampnuts GF: Oh yeah big boy, ride me like a donkey. Swampnuts: Grunt, pant, grunt. Swampnuts GF: Harder, harder. Swampnuts: Damn bitch, that twat is loose. Swampnuts GF: 1301721[/snapback] Hugh! That was you in the closet that night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 2, 2006 Share Posted February 2, 2006 Hugh! That was you in the closet that night! 1301726[/snapback] Yep, banging your sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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