Jumpin Johnies Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I've had a tough time finding a matchup for Big John. If I remember correctly he did play some high school football and I've heard that he played baseball as well but I've never heard him make any mention of it. The problem is that Big John is way too nice of a guy. Do any of y'all see this guy getting angry enough to throw a punch? On top of that he's an engineer for crying out loud! I've seen two photos of Big John, one was his mystery huddler photo the other was from the Skylive Tour. He looked tough in his MH photo but he was wearing a freakin Snoopy t-shirt in the Skylive Tour photo. I don't know what to make of Big John's toughness. I decided to pair him up against Los Gigantes for a couple of reasons. First off, Los G is a flaming liberal. Liberals are always pissed off about something. Their party never wins anything meaningful and this leaves them bitter and cold. They will attack conservatives at a funeral for crying out loud. If someone could pull up the photos of Los G hobb-nobbin with President and Senator Clinton you folks will see just what I'm talking about. There's also a rather ghey photo of him with Elmo. This is just as ghey as Big John's Snoopy shirt. Who do you think would win this fight? Thanks to Rockn Robin and SteelBunz for help on this duel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 Big John jumps out to an early lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 This was not a good idea JJ. Unless you can guarantee anonymity, everyone will be scared to vote against Big John. Â Well, that and the fact that Los is a weenie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I think the preliminary edge would have to go to BJ. He has too much information stored to not be dangerous. There's no way he doesn't know Los's weaknesses/strengths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Los with Hillery  He is a lawyer, and a robber baron in the BOTH leagues, so there is reason to .  So while he orating, I just go to his vulnerable area and go for the kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 (edited) I'm going with my boy BJ on this one. I think he's got some pent up rage that's just waiting to be unleashed. Edited February 8, 2006 by twiley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 Los with Hillery 1313144[/snapback]    Is Hillary giving him a handjob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 I don't know a ton about Los G, other than he's in like 23 leagues. The distraction of keeping up with those alone gives Big John the upper hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Is Hillary giving him a handjob? 1313148[/snapback]     Well, Los is gay, so normally I'd say no, but since Hillary has a p*nis, I guess it's possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Is Hillary giving him a handjob? 1313148[/snapback]    No, just a rectal exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 Does anyone have the Elmo photo or BJ's two pics? BTW, I think Los G is mad at me. I pm'd him two days ago to tell him he's up and he hasn't replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Does anyone have the Elmo photo or BJ's two pics? BTW, I think Los G is mad at me. I pm'd him two days ago to tell him he's up and he hasn't replied.  1313158[/snapback]    Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 Well, Los is gay, so normally I'd say no, but since Hillary has a p*nis, I guess it's possible. 1313152[/snapback]    Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 This is a beatdown. At least Msaint will feel better after this whoopin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Los and Ernie  20 1/2 years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Hands down.... Big John. Â Have met both. Big John has the height and reach advantage. In addition... Big John is an active person. LogG on the other hand, was a lawyer, and is now a head hunter. Not really active type jobs. Â All advantages to Big John. This one is not going to be pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 BJ would kill Los G. BJ reminds me of the gentle giant that is slow to anger, but that once that he gets to the boiling point all around need to watch out. Los G is a pansy lawyer, while like most lawyers I'm sure he will fight dirty, but BJ knows enough about him and all of his weaknesses to take him out quickly should he so desire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 once BJ gets angry and morphs into lou ferrigno, it's all over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meat Face Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 jews are vicious. Los G takes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Youth is on Los g's side, but doesn't stand a chance agaist BJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 jews are vicious. Los G takes it. 1313187[/snapback]    How's it feel to be that "1" vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 Los and Ernie 20 1/2 years ago  1313175[/snapback]    Yep this is a mismatch. :doah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 jews are vicious. Los G takes it. 1313187[/snapback]    this is a good point. plus he appears to have friends in high places. BJ could find himself on the business end of a hellfire missile from an israeli f-16 if he's not careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Is Hillary giving him a handjob? 1313148[/snapback]    Where do you think Bill is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Former lineman, smart and used to the hand to hand combat of being in the trenches vs other 300 pounders. My vote is going for Big John here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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