evil_gop_liars Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 you're reading a post from the over qualified CSR that will answer 50 phone calls a day. Wow 50 phone calls a day...you may have to pop a lot of grills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I've been on hold for 15 minutes, and you're telling me that you can't help me? I want to talk to your manager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Oh yes? Thats what a good buddy of mine thought a few years ago. then the day before he reports for his first day, they call him and tell him to swing by the Lab Corp office and give a piss test. He calls me and asks if I can piss for him. Mind you, he is a big Jewish guy from New York who couldnt look more unlike me if he was a 90 year old black lesbian. Anyway, I go down there and give the lady at the drug test place his drivers license. She looks and it and looks at me. She keeps doing that and then finally asks, "my god, you have lost alot of weight". I said, "well, that is an old picture". She just laughed and told me to go sit down. I took the test and passed with flying colors. My buddy even got tired of waiting in the car so the lady actually saw him and me sitting there in the waiting room as we waited for me to take his piss test. She didnt care. Nice. You're a liar and a cheater, but anyone someone does something you find mildly inaproppriate you rip them a new one. Hypocrite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Nice. You're a liar and a cheater, but anyone someone does something you find mildly inaproppriate you rip them a new one. Hypocrite. You forgot to mention a good pisser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted June 13, 2006 Author Share Posted June 13, 2006 You forgot to mention a good pisser! A clean pisser and a sheep humper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 A clean pisser and a sheep humper. Sheep spoo works better than Golden Seal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Sheep spoo works better than Golden Seal... I cannot speak for the Sheep poo...but Golden Seal does not work as good as they say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 (edited) I cannot speak for the Sheep poo...but Golden Seal does not work as good as they say. Not "poo" you sick bastage! I said spoo not poo! Edited June 13, 2006 by spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Nice. You're a liar and a cheater, but anyone someone does something you find mildly inaproppriate you rip them a new one. Hypocrite. That's why he's so amusing. I <3 Spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Not "poo" you sick bastage! I said spoo not poo! Oh...thought you were drinking sheep poo to pass a drug test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 That's why he's so amusing. I <3 Spain. Sorry, little girls need to stay in the kitchen. Yall arent invited to the adult table... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roller Coasters Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Congrats Brent!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 First day on the job and I'm tired. Didn't do much of course, but they didn't let me go early like I had hoped. Oh well, at least I'm working. Day 2 tomorrow. Thanks for all the congrats peeps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 1st day & ya want out early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKF Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 They haven't mentioned it and I start Wednesday. Have you ever heard of anyone popping a test after you accept the job? If not, I should be in the clear. You've already started, so this is moot, but when I was hired (accepted the offer via the phone) they told us we had to come in the Wed before the Monday that we started to fill out paperwork. One of the docs they gave us was directions on where to go to take the piss test. And we had 48 hours to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 IT's a necessary evil. Congrats and keep it to a minimum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 IT's a necessary evil. Congrats and keep it to a minimum. Yo Club, did you ever get the wheels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 Better hope you don't work for a company that Grits orders something from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 how much you pulling down for this gig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 how much you pulling down for this gig? $29G, plus profit sharing plus as much overtime as I want. 12 vac. days and 6 sick days right from the get go, although it's pro-rated for this year, so half of each for me to use through Dec. Plus, I really think I can/will get promoted rather quickly. I am working for a student loan servicing company. There is no sales department. I think the way they get business is marketing to Universities. Anyways, after my second day, I'm actually kinda excited. The people all seem cool, team-oriented and a relatively stress free job (compared to my last job as a day trader. Although, not near as fun and exciting as trading). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 $29G, plus profit sharing plus as much overtime as I want. 12 vac. days and 6 sick days right from the get go, although it's pro-rated for this year, so half of each for me to use through Dec. Plus, I really think I can/will get promoted rather quickly. I am working for a student loan servicing company. There is no sales department. I think the way they get business is marketing to Universities. Anyways, after my second day, I'm actually kinda excited. The people all seem cool, team-oriented and a relatively stress free job (compared to my last job as a day trader. Although, not near as fun and exciting as trading). dont be banging any of the hippie chicks at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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