wcd480 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Ok I am a groomsman in a wedding this weekend and I want to pull off a good prank on the couple, more specifically the groom. So far I have come up with these two, but there could be problems with them that would require alternative pranks. These are: 1. The bride and groom are leaving for their honeymoon the day after the wedding. I am not sure if he will have a bag packed in advance, but assuming he does my plan is to get into said bag and remove all of his underwear and replace them with male thongs/g-strings, so that he has nothing else to wear on the honeymoon but those. 2. It is a Catholic wedding so I know that they will kneel down with their backs to the rest of the church at some point in time. At that point the bottoms of the groom's shoes will be showing, a fact that I hope to take advantage of by writing "HELP' on the left and "ME" on the right to create a hidden message to the crowd. The problem with that is that the bride's mother is pretty traditional and may be upset by this so I plan to run it by the bride's brother who is also a groomsman. If he nixes it then I will be in need of a backup plan which is where the huddle community comes in... any suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Ok I am a groomsman in a wedding this weekend and I want to pull off a good prank on the couple, more specifically the groom. So far I have come up with these two, but there could be problems with them that would require alternative pranks. These are: 1. The bride and groom are leaving for their honeymoon the day after the wedding. I am not sure if he will have a bag packed in advance, but assuming he does my plan is to get into said bag and remove all of his underwear and replace them with male thongs/g-strings, so that he has nothing else to wear on the honeymoon but those. 2. It is a Catholic wedding so I know that they will kneel down with their backs to the rest of the church at some point in time. At that point the bottoms of the groom's shoes will be showing, a fact that I hope to take advantage of by writing "HELP' on the left and "ME" on the right to create a hidden message to the crowd. The problem with that is that the bride's mother is pretty traditional and may be upset by this so I plan to run it by the bride's brother who is also a groomsman. If he nixes it then I will be in need of a backup plan which is where the huddle community comes in... any suggestions? I used the "help me" on a good friend of mine 2 years ago. It was a classic He is a big prankster himself, I had my brother watch him before/during my wedding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Ok I am a groomsman in a wedding this weekend and I want to pull off a good prank on the couple, more specifically the groom. So far I have come up with these two, but there could be problems with them that would require alternative pranks. These are: 1. The bride and groom are leaving for their honeymoon the day after the wedding. I am not sure if he will have a bag packed in advance, but assuming he does my plan is to get into said bag and remove all of his underwear and replace them with male thongs/g-strings, so that he has nothing else to wear on the honeymoon but those. Another idea you could do is to wrap a *ahem* "Marital Aid (the vibrating kind)" *ahem* in tin foil and bury it in his carry-on. With any luck the baggage screeners/security will make him take it out in the middle of the terminal and make him turn it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I got one... Have sex with the Bride the night before the wedding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcd480 Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Another idea you could do is to wrap a *ahem* "Marital Aid (the vibrating kind)" *ahem* in tin foil and bury it in his carry-on. With any luck the baggage screeners/security will make him take it out in the middle of the terminal and make him turn it on. I like that one consider it added to the repertoire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcd480 Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 I got one... Have sex with the Bride the night before the wedding! Hmmmmmmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Another idea you could do is to wrap a *ahem* "Marital Aid (the vibrating kind)" *ahem* in tin foil and bury it in his carry-on. With any luck the baggage screeners/security will make him take it out in the middle of the terminal and make him turn it on. Man...these are ALL good. Along with the marital aid one though....I believe security now requires you to take out any electronics and show that they are working electronic devices.....ie....a radio....is just that.....a radio. Not a shell of a radio with C4 inside. LOL. If this is the case....get a vibrator that plugs in and has a transformer....LOL. With any luck, they'll make him take it out of the bag, plug it in and make sure it works. *Disclaimer* I have no first hand knowledge of such things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 1. The bride and groom are leaving for their honeymoon the day after the wedding. I am not sure if he will have a bag packed in advance, but assuming he does my plan is to get into said bag and remove all of his underwear and replace them with male thongs/g-strings, so that he has nothing else to wear on the honeymoon but those. I would certainly go with this one. Funny, and you're only "pranking" your buddy... not his wife and the rest of the family/wedding as you would in #2. Make sure to put a few leopard-skin pattern g-strings in there. Contact AtomicCEO for ordering information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I would certainly go with this one. Funny, and you're only "pranking" your buddy... not his wife and the rest of the family/wedding as you would in #2. Make sure to put a few leopard-skin pattern g-strings in there. Contact AtomicCEO for ordering information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 (edited) Ok I am a groomsman in a wedding this weekend and I want to pull off a good prank on the couple, more specifically the groom. So far I have come up with these two, but there could be problems with them that would require alternative pranks. These are: 1. The bride and groom are leaving for their honeymoon the day after the wedding. I am not sure if he will have a bag packed in advance, but assuming he does my plan is to get into said bag and remove all of his underwear and replace them with male thongs/g-strings, so that he has nothing else to wear on the honeymoon but those. Another along this line... Leave only a small layer of clothing up top (for disguise) and replace the entire contents of the bag w/ condoms & lube. Edited June 14, 2006 by BiggieFries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 get a couple of hookers and some drugs and take lots of photos then superimpose his head on your body and leave them lying around the church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcd480 Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 get a couple of hookers and some drugs and take lots of photos then superimpose his head on your body and leave them lying around the church Is there a reason you are against the institution of marriage? Is it becasue there are laws against you marrying the person you want to? NTTATWWT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Is there a reason you are against the institution of marriage? Is it becasue there are laws against you marrying the person you want to? NTTATWWT Just stalker laws... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcd480 Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Just stalker laws... stupid laws prohibiting me from hiding in Jessica Simpson's bushes with a high powered telephoto camera. I WAS FREAKIN BIRD WATCHING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcd480 Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Another along this line... Leave only a small layer of clothing up top (for disguise) and replace the entire contents of the bag w/ condoms & lube. Also added to repetoire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Yeah - go with #1 above. Anything that pisses off the family during the actual ceremony makes for a L-O-N-G reception, with nasty looks in your direction. And most consider the actual ceremony to be a sacred thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcd480 Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Yeah - go with #1 above. Anything that pisses off the family during the actual ceremony makes for a L-O-N-G reception, with nasty looks in your direction. And most consider the actual ceremony to be a sacred thing... Yeah that was my concern. I don't really know the parents all that well, but i have a feeling that if they thought it was funny then all would be merry. That is IF they thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 I heard of one that absolutely cracked me up but I would never recommend doing it.I will share it though..One of the ushers in a wedding party went into his yard and laid face down in his pool like he drowned when he saw the limo with the other ushers come to pick him up..The people in the limo eventually got tired of beeping the horn and waiting so they started looking around. When they got to the backyard they saw him in the pool. They all rushed to the pool and a few jumped in in their tuxes to save him only to find him laughing and perfectly OK. The ushers that jumped in on the other hand were soaking wet in their wedding tuxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Man...these are ALL good. Along with the marital aid one though....I believe security now requires you to take out any electronics and show that they are working electronic devices.....ie....a radio....is just that.....a radio. Not a shell of a radio with C4 inside. LOL. If this is the case....get a vibrator that plugs in and has a transformer....LOL. With any luck, they'll make him take it out of the bag, plug it in and make sure it works. *Disclaimer* I have no first hand knowledge of such things. Bunz said vibrator. :Beavis Laugh: I'll be back in a few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Yeah... I wouldn't recommend any prank that affects the ceremony. People want to remember their wedding as something romantic and special... not as that time they got burned. At my buddies wedding, he had his vows written on an index card. We stole the card and wrote "Don't Do it!" on it and slipped it back to him. During the ceremony with all the emotion and family and everything... we realized that it was not as funny as when we planned it. Make sure to put a few leopard-skin pattern g-strings in there. Contact AtomicCEO for ordering information. I buy in bulk for discounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcd480 Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Ok, probably gonna go with the underoo switcharoo. Atomic, where can I buy bulk g-strings, preferably with sequins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 My mother in law always manages to get into the packed honeymoon bags and leaves a ton of confetti in them. Semi-prank, that I don't reccomend but it happened at a wedding my brother in alw was at.... at the end of the night, two of the groomsmen hopped into the car that was to take the bride and groom from the reception to their hotel and took off. Everyone laughed, but they didnt come back... so, finally, they get another ride to their hotel, consummate the night, and the next morning, the groom is ordering room service for breakfast... when he orders something like a bacon omeletts, when from under the bed a voice says, "Why don't you make that two?" THe groomsmen had hidden out under the bed the entire night..... somehow get the key from the hotel (I believe got it by saying they were picking up the bags fo the honeymoon or something). Anyhow, I believe they are somehow stil lfriends, but it was rocky for a while. All I have ever done is have each groomsmen palm something for the groom, so when he walks down the aisle, have him shake hands with each groomsmen. Then had him things like a condom, lube, things like that that can be easily concealed in a pocket. It will add some levity to the moment without disrupting the ceremony as the guests won't really notice what is going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 put poop in a brown bah and burn it and leave it outside the church Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Ok, probably gonna go with the underoo switcharoo. Atomic, where can I buy bulk g-strings, preferably with sequins? New or used? New is cheaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcd480 Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 New or used? New is cheaper. Well I don't think a gross of g-strings worn by Japanese schoolgirls could get here by saturday anyway, so I will go with the cheaper alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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