Furd Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I thought it was more like this: In case of Sonic Attack on your district, follow these rules..... If you are making love, it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously Do not waste time blocking your ears Do not waste time seeking a soundproof shelter Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible, but do not panic..... Use your wheels, it is what they are for Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons, which should be left if possible, in a shelter Do not attempt to use your own limbs If no wheels are available, metal, not organic, limbs should be employed whenever practical..... Remember, in the case of Sonic Attack, Survival does mean every man for himself Statistically more people survive if they think only of themselves Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, or loved ones. You have only a few seconds to escape Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die Do not panic Think only of yourselves.... These are the first signs of Sonic Attack: You will notice small objects, such as ornaments, oscillating. You will notice a vibration in your diaphragm You will hear a distant hissing in your ears You will feel dizzy You will feel the need to vomit There will be bleeding from orifices There will be an ache in the pelvic region You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting, or even laughter These are all sign of imminent Sonic destruction Your only real protection is flight If you are less than ten years old, then remain in your shelter and use your cocoon But remember: You can help no-one else, No-one else, No-one else...... Man, is that some freaky candied yams, or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I've never seen it. Is it anything like Fantasy Island? I love Fantasy Island! Tatu was hot!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 dmarc is obviously jj jumpin alias lover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I really like Fantasy Island. Is Ricardo Montalban a smooth wakawakaer, or what? Big time. TV needs more actors like him. And that midget... what's his name.... Bill Walton or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I've never watched Lost. Am I missing out, or what? It's like of like Fantasy Island meets Lord of the Flies, with 10% more X-files (the cool years) mixed in for added flavor. Though, it's not one of those shows you can just jump into and understand. I highly recommending renting (or Netflixing, if you do that) Season One and start at the start. Let me know what you think! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Smiles everyone! Smiles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Man, is that some freaky candied yams, or what? The genius of Robert Calvert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 And that midget... what's his name.... Bill Walton or something? I nailed that midget's niece back in college. Super-cool french gal. (And no, she was regular height). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Big time. TV needs more actors like him. And that midget... what's his name.... Bill Walton or something? Yeah, it's amazing how fast he shot up - now he plays for the Lakers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Sonny Bono was a great guest on Fantasy Island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Yeah, it's amazing how fast he shot up - now he plays for the Lakers. Oh. I thought it was the Blackhawks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Sonny Bono was a great guest on Fantasy Island Yeah, him and his skis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Sonny Bono was a great guest on Fantasy Island Did he wakawaka himself up skiing into that tree, or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Sonny Bono was a great guest on Fantasy Island and a heck of a QB for the Chiefs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 What were Tattoo's favorite M&M's? dee plain, dee plain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Did you know that Blom Tan Car Nod Air is an anagram of Ricardo Montalban? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 boston leads wash 5-3 in the 7th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 boston leads wash 5-3 in the 7th My HotD team is going to get it's ass kicked this week. I have 5 starters going on the same day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 early game fo germany tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Did you know that Blom Tan Car Nod Air is an anagram of Ricardo Montalban? No way. Did you know that Ursas Majori is an anagram of Ursa Majoris? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 The World's Thinnest Book; My Space Flight by Christa McCaullife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 No way. Did you know that Ursas Majori is an anagram of Ursa Majoris? Dang! Squeegiebo is an anagram of geo-squibee, which, coincidentally, is an anagram of squeegiebo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Dang! Squeegiebo is an anagram of geo-squibee, which, coincidentally, is an anagram of squeegiebo. Yeah, well, mana rag is an anagram of anagram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 The World's Thinnest Book; My Space Flight by Christa McCaullife It's Dance, Dance, Dance by Stephen Hawking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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