Big Country Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Quite likely posted before, but, Interesting things you find out when you have sons, like... 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy. 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12.) Super glue is forever. 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time. 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Yes, posted before , but the the bottom of the list has changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 4, 2007 Author Share Posted March 4, 2007 At least it has been 2 years since the initial post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 I will have to finish reading this later because my house is filling up with smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. I honestly thought as I read through this: "I'll have to try that sometime" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Having a son though is like having a permanent best friend Sorry if sappy ( just finished watching knicks ot win wirth my son and we got into the game ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 (edited) BC just needs to post the dancing baby and he completes the 90s trifecta today Edited March 4, 2007 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 BC just needs to post the dancing baby and he completes the 90s trifecta today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 I honestly thought as I read through this: "I'll have to try that sometime" so did i. i thought to myself, "how MUCH brake fluid, how MUCH clorox, and how MUCH smoke?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 i was thinking more about the dust bunny and hair spray experiment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboyz1 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 (edited) All I could think about was, do I have brake fluid? Mental garage scan...........Clorox.......Check, Brake fluid,,,,,,,,,,,Hummmm????????? Log to mental shopping list, get brake fluid! Edited March 4, 2007 by Cowboyz1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboyz1 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 so did i. i thought to myself, "how MUCH brake fluid, how MUCH clorox, and how MUCH smoke?" With son, that is a question simply answered by, if a little is good, a LOT is better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutrun Jellies Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 I honestly thought as I read through this: "I'll have to try that sometime" +1 ... so there's going to be a run on brake fluid ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Try this: Next time your after shave runs out, put your finger over the opening, shake it, then put a match to the opening. It's really pretty cool. Or a whiskey bottle. But blow some smoke in, shake it, and light it. The fancier the bottle's shape, the better the show. Class dismissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 Try this: Next time your after shave runs out, put your finger over the opening, shake it, then put a match to the opening. It's really pretty cool. Or a whiskey bottle. But blow some smoke in, shake it, and light it. The fancier the bottle's shape, the better the show. Class dismissed. This has ER written all over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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