rattsass Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Yeah right, go F yourself. Uh oh. Looks like someone just had a moment of self actualization. Grits, you are one of my favorite cats in this forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Uh oh. Looks like someone just had a moment of self actualization. Grits, you are one of my favorite cats in this forum. Stop quoting him, it defeats the ignore feature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 That's why a lot of males don't like cats. They cannot make them subservient. The cat is nobody's beeyatch. That and the fact that most guys are heterosexual and not old women or lonely lesbians, and, therefore, do not want to own cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattsass Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Dogs can open up a can of whoopass on anyone that enters my house when I am traveling for business and not home to protect my family. .....your boss tells you to travel for business, you travel for business, and tell yourself that your dog will protect your family while you are gone...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattsass Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 That and the fact that most guys are heterosexual and not old women or lonely lesbians, and, therefore, do not want to own cats. I think we mey have covered this in the past, but with a handle like "Menudo" your participation in a "what constitutes ghey" discussion is rendered null and void. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 .....your boss tells you to travel for business, you travel for business, and tell yourself that your dog will protect your family while you are gone...... I own my company, so I tell myself when to travel for business. The chances of my dog protecting my family when I'm gone are significantly higher than your cat protecting your family when you're not around. That I'm quite certain of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Funny, one of my cats follows me all around the house after I get home. probably because you smell like fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 So is Jaxfactor a homo or not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Uh oh. Looks like someone just had a moment of self actualization. Grits, you are one of my favorite cats in this forum. Well ... I do eat lots of enchilada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Wow. When you read the first post on this page, it sure makes you feel like you're missing out on some fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 (edited) I think we mey have covered this in the past, but with a handle like "Menudo" your participation in a "what constitutes ghey" discussion is rendered null and void. So says the cat-owner. Edited April 5, 2007 by Menudo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 So is Jaxfactor a homo or not? I'll break it down to you like this....... Fact # 1 - All Male Cat Owners Are Homos Fact # 2 - All Female Cat Owners Are Old OR Lesbians Fact # 3 - Jaxfactor Is A Male (at least I think he is) Fact # 4 - Jaxfacotr Owns A Cat Question - Is Jaxfactor a homo ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 I'll break it down to you like this....... Fact # 1 - All Male Cat Owners Are Homos Fact # 2 - All Female Cat Owners Are Old OR Lesbians Fact # 3 - Jaxfactor Is A Male (at least I think he is) Fact # 4 - Jaxfacotr Owns A Cat Question - Is Jaxfactor a homo ? That doesn't rhyme at all. Your poems have sure gone to chit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Btw, I have two dogs and one cat. The cat is usually on his own and when he wants to be around us, he is. Most of the time he's by himself in a room far away from everyone else. He's independent and can survive on his own. He's never chewed our furniture or terrorized the neighborhood like the dogs do on occasion. The dogs, one female and one young male Boston Terrier, are more like part of the family. These two are high maintenance to no end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattsass Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 When I was a teenager, I worked construction one summer. (Yes, even us cat loving homos work in the construction field) I'll never forget my immediate boss. He was a yuppie type with his expensive leather shoes, and a sweater tied around his neck. He would stand around watching us with one hand on his hip, and a little blond cocker spaniel in the other. He always toted that dog around. Never knew if he was gay, but he sure did look and act it. Then recently I was at an estate auction and I saw an older guy wearing a hooded coat, and a little yap yap dog in his hood. Every so often the dog would get up on his shoulder and ride around like that. I don't ever remember seeing anything more ghey in my life, except for the cocker spaniel guy. But maybe I was wrong about those guys. Maybe it was Menudo and Hugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 When I was a teenager, I worked construction one summer. (Yes, even us cat loving homos work in the construction field) I'll never forget my immediate boss. He was a yuppie type with his expensive leather shoes, and a sweater tied around his neck. He would stand around watching us with one hand on his hip, and a little blond cocker spaniel in the other. He always toted that dog around. Never knew if he was gay, but he sure did look and act it. Then recently I was at an estate auction and I saw an older guy wearing a hooded coat, and a little yap yap dog in his hood. Every so often the dog would get up on his shoulder and ride around like that. I don't ever remember seeing anything more ghey in my life, except for the cocker spaniel guy. But maybe I was wrong about those guys. Maybe it was Menudo and Hugh. Owning small dogs is perhaps gayer than owning cats. The jury is still out on that. Here's my male, albeit about 6 years ago when he was a pup and around 40 pounds, full grown he's about 70 lbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 That doesn't rhyme at all. Your poems have sure gone to chit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightsOfKnee Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Owning small dogs is perhaps gayer than owning cats. The jury is still out on that. Here's my male, albeit about 6 years ago when he was a pup and around 40 pounds, full grown he's about 70 lbs. Did you buy that couch on purpose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 I'll break it down to you like this....... Fact # 1 - All Male Cat Owners Are Homos Fact # 2 - All Female Cat Owners Are Old OR Lesbians Fact # 3 - Jaxfactor Is A Male (at least I think he is) Fact # 4 - Jaxfacotr Owns A Cat Question - Is Jaxfactor a homo ? Man, you all are good! Not only did you figure out who I was, but also figured out that I'm a homo, a lesbian, and an old woman too! Wow! I'm a homo and a lesbian. That means I can f'k myself. I should try this pronto. I may never leave the house again. Oh, and I can't wait for little Menudo to ask his daddy for a kitty cat. After saying no a dozen times or more, Menudo breaks down and finally caves. Would love to see the look on the wife's face when she realizes she married a lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 When I was a teenager, I worked construction one summer. (Yes, even us cat loving homos work in the construction field) I'll never forget my immediate boss. He was a yuppie type with his expensive leather shoes, and a sweater tied around his neck. He would stand around watching us with one hand on his hip, and a little blond cocker spaniel in the other. He always toted that dog around. Never knew if he was gay, but he sure did look and act it. Then recently I was at an estate auction and I saw an older guy wearing a hooded coat, and a little yap yap dog in his hood. Every so often the dog would get up on his shoulder and ride around like that. I don't ever remember seeing anything more ghey in my life, except for the cocker spaniel guy. But maybe I was wrong about those guys. Maybe it was Menudo and Hugh. I bet your ass knows you were right about those guys. Cat owners don't really want a pet ... the are in love with the idea of having a pet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Owning small dogs is perhaps gayer than owning cats. The jury is still out on that. Here's my male, albeit about 6 years ago when he was a pup and around 40 pounds, full grown he's about 70 lbs. That's funny, I always associated larger dogs with deeper-pitched loud barking and larger pieces of crap to pick up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Did you buy that couch on purpose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Man, you all are good! Not only did you figure out who I was, but also figured out that I'm a homo, a lesbian, and an old woman too! Wow! I'm a homo and a lesbian. That means I can f'k myself. I should try this pronto. I may never leave the house again. Oh, and I can't wait for little Menudo to ask his daddy for a kitty cat. After saying no a dozen times or more, Menudo breaks down and finally caves. Would love to see the look on the wife's face when she realizes she married a lesbian. If my son asks for a cat, he will be shown the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Did you buy that couch on purpose? Yep. But it was 10 years ago. And we no longer have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 That's funny, I always associated larger dogs with deeper-pitched loud barking and larger pieces of crap to pick up. Loud barking is a good thing. And if you have to pick up crap anyway, does size really matter? At least dogs crap outside, a cat drops a load in your house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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