rattsass Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 At least dogs crap outside, a cat drops a load in your house. So do kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Yep. But it was 10 years ago. And we no longer have it. Nice looking Weim. Smaller than my female, but still purty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Cats are the perfect pets. They sleep 16 hours a day. Never bother you to take them for a walk or let them outside to Athenae. You can go on vacation for a week so long as you leave your cat a pig pile of food and a bowl of water. And they make biscuits. What more could you want in a pet? They require little attention, and could really care less if you die, just so long as somebody else starts feeding them. I wish my wife was like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 (edited) Loud barking is a good thing. No, it's not. Especially when one is trying to sleep. Training a puppy to not piss on one's carpet isn't fun, either. And if you have to pick up crap anyway, does size really matter? At least dogs crap outside, a cat drops a load in your house. I'd rather pick up small, dehydrated turds that don't smell (or just dump them all into a garbage bag at once) than a massive, fresh dump that smells to holy hell. Edited April 5, 2007 by Bill Swerski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 No, it's not. Especially when one is trying to sleep. Training a puppy to not piss on one's carpet isn't fun, either. I'd rather pick up small, dehydrated turds that don't smell (or just dump them all into a garbage bag at once) than a massive, fresh dump that smells to holy hell. Do you prefer tampons or pads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Do you prefer tampons or pads? I prefer animals that are quiet and low-maintenance. I also prefer scotch and whiskey to the Bud Light that some of you dog-owning pu$$ies drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 tampons, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I prefer animals that are quiet and low-maintenance. I also prefer scotch and whiskey to the Bud Light that some of you dog-owning pu$$ies drink. Well aren't you quite the sophisticated metrosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Well aren't you quite the sophisticated homosexual. I agree. You'd think Swerski was MH #3 this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Red Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I also prefer scotch and whiskey to the Bud Light that some of you dog-owning pu$$ies drink. <fun-sarcasm>Wow Swerski, when you aren't liking Bill Polians nuts and bashing Ravens fans, you can raise a valid point now and then.</fun-sarcasm> Seriously, Bud/Coors are just low level pee-water drinks with enough alcohol in them to make one not mind being a redneck. I prefer good drinks that happen to be beer. Guiness, Harp, Bass, Newcastle, Pilsner Urquel to name a few. Beverage preference is however is a different thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Bootsie likes her whiskey like she likes her men...straight. Not much of that in this thread of cat lovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattsass Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I also prefer scotch and whiskey to the Bud Light that some of you dog-owning pu$$ies drink. Bud Light = Why bother Seems like we are off topic with this statement, but it is all the same thing really. You dog owners look upon cat owners as freaks. I look at people that go to bars and knock back 12 Bud Lights as freaks. If you are going to drink, you might as well do it right. Full strength beer and whiskey shots only for me please. It's the favorite of cat loving lesbians everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Is it Jaxfactor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogohawk Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Subject: Pet Diaries A Dog's Diary 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Breakfast! My favorite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite! 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite! 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mommy / Daddy! My favorite! 7 pm - Oh boy! Kisses and Hugs! My favorite! 8 pm - Oh boy! Dinner! My favorite! 9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite! 10 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite! A Cat's Diary Day 768 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meats and green leafy vegetables, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must try this on their bed. I decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan. Late in the evening there was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called "allergies." I must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced that the other captives here are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the small barred room, his safety is assured. But I can wait. It's only a matter of time.......... Take your pick ... carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 (edited) Well aren't you quite the sophisticated metrosexual. I'll run out and get a pit bull, and Ford F350 pickup, and a pack of chew so that the "men" of the Huddle community will accept me. I agree. You'd think Swerski was MH #3 this year. Apparently working with retards is your professional glass ceiling. Edited April 6, 2007 by Bill Swerski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I'll run out and get a pit bull, and Ford F350 pickup, and a pack of chew so that the "men" of the Huddle community will accept me. you still won't be accepted that brokeback way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Mystery Huddler pic #1 He kind of looks like Kid Cid..But the alive version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Apparently working with retards is your professional glass ceiling. Wow, I'm not the type to be easily offended but you might have crossed the line here from moran to completely classless POS. Not even close to funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Wow, I'm not the type to be easily offended but you might have crossed the line here from moran to completely classless POS. Not even close to funny. Speaking of overly-sensitive metrosexuals, I'm sorry to hear that you're still angry at me for not supporting your pot-smoking habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Speaking of overly-sensitive metrosexuals, I'm sorry to hear that you're still angry at me for not supporting your pot-smoking habit. I dont think anyone here could clasify me as overly sensitive. Making fun of someone because they teach a learning disabled class is just classless. Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian does pot have to do with this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I'll run out and get a pit bull, and Ford F350 pickup, and a pack of chew so that the "men" of the Huddle community will accept me. No need.... I mean, you drink HARD LIQUOR and DARK BEER, you are a REAL man..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 (edited) Making fun of someone because they teach a learning disabled class is just classless. As is calling into question one's heterosexuality because they own a cat. But unlike you, I can take a few punches without throwing a hissy-fit. Edited April 6, 2007 by Bill Swerski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 As is calling into question one's heterosexuality because they own a cat. But unlike you, I can take a few punches without throwing a hissy-fit. Not even in the same ballpark bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Are you guys f'n serious? There's a homo hit on every single Mystery Huddler from day one. Now in this particular case a MH is gay because he has a cat? Get a clue. You're going to get roasted when you send in your picture. It's the Huddle way. Why hasn't anyone defended the other previous homos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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