Hugh 0ne Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Um, what's wrong with owning cats? Well, basically, cats are for homos. Homos and old ladies. Lesbian old ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Mystery Huddler pic # 3 LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Somebody forgot to tell this butt pirate that there is no need whatsoever to bath for 3 or 4 days prior to taking your MH pics. And hey, dont worry about at least straighening up the garage/boarding room/apartment over your Mom's garage, which can be seen in the background... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzkek Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 I don't know who it is, but I can tell that he definitely LOOKS like a STILLER fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Somebody forgot to tell this butt pirate that there is no need whatsoever to bath for 3 or 4 days prior to taking your MH pics. And hey, dont worry about at least straighening up the garage/boarding room/apartment over your Mom's garage, which can be seen in the background... I don't know who it is, but I can tell that he definitely LOOKS like a STILLER fan. I think you guys are on to something. When the SB was here in Detroit a couple years back Squeegie, Menudo, Skippy and some of the other Stiller fans asked about renting out our basement for a few days, unfortunately mine wasn't done yet. Not sure if Puddy got any bites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 I don't know who it is, but I can tell that he definitely LOOKS like a STILLER fan. Did he have championship rings on five of his fingers or just the smile of a man whose team has actually won a Lombardi Trophy ??? That doesn't definitely mean that he is a Steelers fan. He could be a Cowboys or Niners fan too. Just like when I see those sad, pathetic Eagles fans, they could actually be Browns or Cardinals fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Hanging a flower hat on your door everytime your team makes the playoffs is a long-time Jacksonville tradition dating waaaaay back to, ooooh, 1999? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogohawk Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 D@mn! Missed all the fun again ... tax season is starting to interfere with the Huddle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 D@mn! Missed all the fun again ... tax season is starting to interfere with the Huddle! Put everyone on extension, that way you won't miss Mystery Huddler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Put everyone on extension, that way you won't miss Mystery Huddler. Good info here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Well, basically, cats are for homos. Homos and old ladies. Lesbian old ladies. And BTW, the cat in the pic is a male. And I have 3 more. Can you say Kitty Orgy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 (edited) Well, basically, cats are for homos. Homos and old ladies. Lesbian old ladies. That's funny, I thought they were for people who didn't want to deal with more than one high-maintenance and attention-starved mammal in their households. Edited April 5, 2007 by Bill Swerski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 That's funny, I thought they were for people who didn't want to deal with more than one high-maintenance and attention-starved mammal in their households. Nope. They're for homos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitzkek Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Nope. They're for homos. That is correct, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattsass Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Wow, lots of cat haters out there. I guess I must be a homo, 'cause I like cats. Thank God for Menudo and Hugh, the beacons of everything macho to set me straight on that. My wife is going to be pissed about this when I tell her. Sorry honey, I like cats. Menudo says I am a homo. And Hugh says I am a lesbian. Let me defend the cat, if I may. Cats are the perfect pets. They sleep 16 hours a day. Never bother you to take them for a walk or let them outside to Athenae. You can go on vacation for a week so long as you leave your cat a pig pile of food and a bowl of water. And they make biscuits. What more could you want in a pet? They require little attention, and could really care less if you die, just so long as somebody else starts feeding them. That is a pet I can make a commitment to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Wow, lots of cat haters out there. I guess I must be a homo, 'cause I like cats. Thank God for Menudo and Hugh, the beacons of everything macho to set me straight on that. My wife is going to be pissed about this when I tell her. Sorry honey, I like cats. Menudo says I am a homo. And Hugh says I am a lesbian. Let me defend the cat, if I may. Cats are the perfect pets. They sleep 16 hours a day. Never bother you to take them for a walk or let them outside to Athenae. You can go on vacation for a week so long as you leave your cat a pig pile of food and a bowl of water. And they make biscuits. What more could you want in a pet? They require little attention, and could really care less if you die, just so long as somebody else starts feeding them. That is a pet I can make a commitment to. Sorry, I've already made my ruling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Cats are the perfect pets. They sleep 16 hours a day. Never bother you to take them for a walk or let them outside to Athenae. You can go on vacation for a week so long as you leave your cat a pig pile of food and a bowl of water. And they make biscuits. What more could you want in a pet? They require little attention, and could really care less if you die, just so long as somebody else starts feeding them. That is a pet I can make a commitment to. Your idea of perfection and mine are far far far different. I prefer to let my animals out to deficate and urinate as opposed to having them do in a litter box which will require me to clean. Cleaning the cat box is a chore I prefer NOT to do and if you get lazy your house stinks. Give me a lovable dog that shows you he loves you every time you come home and comes when you call him over a cat that simply lives in the same house as you do every day of the week. BTW ... many dogs sleep 16 hours a day as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 (edited) Give me a lovable dog that shows you he loves you every time you come home and comes when you call him over a cat that simply lives in the same house as you do every day of the week. Funny, one of my cats follows me all around the house after I get home. The other sleeps at my feet every night. Methinks that you don't know what you're talking about. I like dogs as well, but I don't like coming home from work at 2 in the afternoon to let the dog outside to take a crap... and then having to go back to work again for another 4 hours. Nor do I like having to train puppies to not piss all over my carpet. I'm not particularly fond of loud barking in my house, either. Edited April 5, 2007 by Bill Swerski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Wow, lots of cat haters out there. I guess I must be a homo, 'cause I like cats. Thank God for Menudo and Hugh, the beacons of everything macho to set me straight on that. My wife is going to be pissed about this when I tell her. Sorry honey, I like cats. Menudo says I am a homo. And Hugh says I am a lesbian. Let me defend the cat, if I may. Cats are the perfect pets. They sleep 16 hours a day. Never bother you to take them for a walk or let them outside to Athenae. You can go on vacation for a week so long as you leave your cat a pig pile of food and a bowl of water. And they make biscuits. What more could you want in a pet? They require little attention, and could really care less if you die, just so long as somebody else starts feeding them. That is a pet I can make a commitment to. I aim to please, Mr. Lesbo. Now go make me a sammich before I let my dog eat your cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Funny, one of my cats follows me all around the house after I get home. The other sleeps at my feet every night. Methinks that you don't know what you're talking about. To each their own ... you still have to clean their litter box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Methinks that you don't know what you're talking about. Now this I can't argue with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Now this I can't argue with. Only because you have the inability to argue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattsass Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 I think people tend to gravitate toward pets that reflect themselves. Dogs can be trained to do tricks. Go fetch your paper. Beg for food. They require a lot of attention for self validation. Dogs are all too willing to be your beeyatch. You tell the dog to come. The dog comes. You tell a cat to come. If he doesn't want to come he looks at you like, "yeah right, go F yourself". I happen to like that attitude. That's why a lot of males don't like cats. They cannot make them subservient. The cat is nobody's beeyatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Dogs can open up a can of whoopass on anyone that enters my house when I am traveling for business and not home to protect my family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 I think people tend to gravitate toward pets that reflect themselves. Dogs can be trained to do tricks. Go fetch your paper. Beg for food. They require a lot of attention for self validation. Dogs are all too willing to be your beeyatch. You tell the dog to come. The dog comes. You tell a cat to come. If he doesn't want to come he looks at you like, "yeah right, go F yourself". I happen to like that attitude. That's why a lot of males don't like cats. They cannot make them subservient. The cat is nobody's beeyatch. Yeah right, go F yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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