Duchess Jack Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I found rent a midget but they're located in California. I am looking for something in the AC area. Any thoughts on how/where to look? My buddy is five foot nothin' and I want to give him the gift of height for his bachlor party. Ideally - I'd want a chick midget to strip for him... but would take a guy midget to hang and drink with. On that note... anybody going to be in AC this Saturday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Robash Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Ideally - I'd want a chick midget to strip for him... my brother is getting married this summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 DJ i will be In AC. Kentucky Ave and the Boardwalk, Lucky Lou's Tattoos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 glad to be of service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 glad to be of service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 DJ i will be In AC. Kentucky Ave and the Boardwalk, Lucky Lou's Tattoos. cool, I will drop you a pm by the day's end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I had a midget clown come to my birthday party when I turned seven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 cool, I will drop you a pm by the day's end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I know where you can rent Mexicans and blacks...but haven't had the need to rent a midget yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Wouldn't it be easier to just buy a Midget and then return it when you're done (assuming it is undamaged of course)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I was at a bachelor party many moons ago where they had midget tossing. This particular midget was must have worked out he was broad and very muscular and heavy. I thought when my buddy told me we were gonna have midget tossing we were going to be able to really fling him good but we could barely get any distance on this little bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I was at a bachelor party many moons ago where they had midget tossing. This particular midget was must have worked out he was broad and very muscular and heavy. I thought when my buddy told me we were gonna have midget tossing we were going to be able to really fling him good but we could barely get any distance on this little bastard. You can always hire Beetlejuice. http://www.jollydwarf.com/html/hirebeet.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I was at a bachelor party many moons ago where they had midget tossing. This particular midget was must have worked out he was broad and very muscular and heavy. I thought when my buddy told me we were gonna have midget tossing we were going to be able to really fling him good but we could barely get any distance on this little bastard. I think I would feel less guilty if I banged a whoor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robash Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I think I would feel less guilty if I banged a whoor. ask Beetle, there is a vid clip of him banging one on that website...not to mention a rather hugh woman beating people in the face with her boob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 This one would be expensive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 You can always hire Beetlejuice. http://www.jollydwarf.com/html/hirebeet.htm The guy im talking about used to be on Howards show all the time before Hank..I forget his name. He used to fued with Hank though when he started on the show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 The guy im talking about used to be on Howards show all the time before Hank..I forget his name. He used to fued with Hank though when he started on the show Marty the Midget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanruiz13 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Beetlejuice is a good option... but he'll be pricey. I'm pretty sure he or his agent lives in South Jersey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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