Shopping for a spouse?

[Puddy]

The Husband Store

 

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,

where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the

entrance is a description of how the store operates:

 

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value

of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The

shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to

go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit

the building!

 

 

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

 

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

 

 

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

 

 

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good

Looking.

 

 

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking

and Help With Housework.

 

 

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help

with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

 

 

 

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the

sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men

on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to

please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

 

 

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New

Wives store just across the street.

 

 

The first floor has wives that love sex.

 

 

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

 

 

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

[twiley]

[T-Scorp]

[Big John]

 

Ending added to this

 

[detlef]

 

[alchico]

I've been to that wives store

[Thews40]

 

classic

[AtomicCEO]

The first floor has wives that love sex.

 

 

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

 

 

There was a second floor?

[Puddy]

There was a second floor?

 

 

That's exactly what my neighbor asked last night

[irish]

 

That's great stuff!! And so friggin' true.

[muck]

A boss I had in college always would tell me that its just as easy to fall in love with a rich mans daughter as it is to fall in love with a poor mans daughter.

 

I didn't completely buy it, but he was trying to get me to ask out the daughter of the Chairman/CEO of the company he and I both worked for who went to my college at the time (I think she transferred after only a semester or so, so it never happened).

[TDFFFreak]

Man power!

[The Holy Roller]

A boss I had in college always would tell me that its just as easy to fall in love with a rich mans daughter as it is to fall in love with a poor mans daughter.

 

I didn't completely buy it, but he was trying to get me to ask out the daughter of the Chairman/CEO of the company he and I both worked for who went to my college at the time (I think she transferred after only a semester or so, so it never happened).

 

 

 

Absolutely.