The Holy Roller Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Tomorrow is our 28th wedding anniversary. The bride announced yesterday, "I don't want you to spend a dime on me. I don't even want you to take me to dinner." Is she hinting that she only wants sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Tomorrow is our 28th wedding anniversary. The bride announced yesterday, "I don't want you to spend a dime on me. I don't even want you to take me to dinner." Is she hinting that she only wants sex? "I don't want you to spend a dime on me." Translation: Better be big bucks fella. "I don't even want you to take me to dinner." Translation: I'm hungry as all get out and it better be someplace nice too! You been married that long you have to know you are not filtering what she is saying correctly..... yes you are being set up... you don't come through you might as well move into the garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Oh, and happy 28th to you both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 28 years and you still need an Enigma machine.....thanks for the heads up. And congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Tomorrow is our 28th wedding anniversary. The bride announced yesterday, "I don't want you to spend a dime on me. I don't even want you to take me to dinner." Is she hinting that she only wants sex? You're still able to have sex?!?!? Good for you and Have a Happy Anniversary!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 (edited) 28 years and you still need an Enigma machine.....thanks for the heads up. And congratulations. The workings of the female mind/mouth will always be a mystery. It's no easier to comphrehend now than it was when we first met. The most common explanation for her comments to me is, "You know what I meant!" I guess I will go spend big $$ and reserve a table at her favorite Japanese spot. Is number 28 the "steel wool" anniversary? Edited July 28, 2007 by The Holy Roller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark5 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 (edited) Just go play golf and be done with it.. When you get close to your house and see all your possesions in the front yard, walk in and say "Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian!????" I INTERPRETTED your comments as " LEAVE ME ALONE TODAY".. THEN you ask for sex.. win,win Edited July 28, 2007 by Mark5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Congrats on the 28th.. Not sure if you're being setup, but Mrs. RR and I pretty much have the attitude that we are both hard to buy for so buy whatever you want and say Thank You to each other. Works for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Tomorrow is our 28th wedding anniversary. The bride announced yesterday, "I don't want you to spend a dime on me. I don't even want you to take me to dinner." Is she hinting that she only wants sex? If you believe any of that, yer a mug. That said, I wouldn't go the opposite extreme - but definitely you need to get something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Congratulations to you both and God Bless Go get something classy with a personalized sentimental touch as a gift ..does not have to be expensive but should be from the heart Boy that was sappy but just trying to make sure you avoid the doghouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 She's a woman.......they constantly need sh!t.............and sex aint at the top of the list.........Happy 28 .....BUT........don't be so fast given your hand the night off......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 When Mrs. PD does this, it usually means she wants us to take a trip somewhere.......I then wait for the broucheres and how much the airline tickets will cost me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 "I don't want you to spend a dime on me."Translation: Better be big bucks fella. "I don't even want you to take me to dinner." Translation: I'm hungry as all get out and it better be someplace nice too! You been married that long you have to know you are not filtering what she is saying correctly..... yes you are being set up... you don't come through you might as well move into the garage. I agree with what Sky said, but if you play your cards right, you might get some sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Go to Victoria's secret and drop $100 on oils and perfumes. Make sue they put it in the giant pink bag with lots of pink paper inside.Almost no one heeds my advice but it is estrogen kryptonite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Wife said I am a wise man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 We're celebrating our 7th tomorrow (actual anniversary is Monday). I planned last year, so she is planning tomorrow, keeping it a total surprise... will update on what we do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Go to Victoria's secret and drop $100 on oils and perfumes. Make sue they put it in the giant pink bag with lots of pink paper inside.Almost no one heeds my advice but it is estrogen kryptonite. i have tried this ..buying garters and stuff but it never fits me right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 i have tried this ..buying garters and stuff but it never fits me right Fredricks of Hollywood......now that's a store Oh, and you are a very ghey man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted July 29, 2007 Author Share Posted July 29, 2007 Well boys. Thanks for all the advice. After two hours of probing the innermost workings of my brides brain, I got this out of her: she wants to take an Alaskan cruise this fall and go visit San Diego. Whew. I'm down for both of those. So I got off pretty easily. And she wanted sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Well boys. Thanks for all the advice. After two hours of probing the innermost workings of my brides brain, I got this out of her: she wants to take an Alaskan cruise this fall and go visit San Diego. Whew. I'm down for both of those. So I got off pretty easily. And she wanted sex. Better hurry! They shut those Alaskan cruises down fairly early. Sept/Oct if memory serves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Magnolia Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Our 24th anniversary is coming up next month... what do guys want besides sex? I was planning to book a romantic weekend on the coast, but I know he doesn't want to leave town even for a few days 'cause he hurt his hand going over the handle bars on his mtn bike and has missed three weeks golfing at the club, and our season here is very short. Any ideas, now that you've helped Holy Roller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 When Mrs. PD does this, it usually means she wants us to take a trip somewhere.......I then wait for the broucheres and how much the airline tickets will cost me. Your welcome HR, and I told ya so-Peace PD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Any ideas, now that you've helped Holy Roller? Plenty, but you're a nice lady so I'll keep them to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egret Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 It's our seventh anniversary today. We're going out to dinner w/o Egret jr. I'm still trying to live off the Tiffany necklace I gave her a couple years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Our 24th anniversary is coming up next month... what do guys want besides sex? Wake him up with a hummer, that will be all the gift he needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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