ChuckB Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 My girlfriend posed a very strange question to me today. Before I tell you what it was let me just say she is always overthinking things and goes way beyond preparedness for the "unthinkable". If she goes in to get a hangnail removed she gives me a list of things she wants done if she dies. We just had a talk the other day about what she wants as far as life support and she's only 25. This is how the conversation went. Chuckette: Puddy's a notary right? Me: (A little confused) Yes. Chuckette: Do you think we could draw up paper work that states if you die I could get some of your daddy juice(she didn't use that term) and he could notarize it? Me: Then I said "Then if we ever break up and I get married and then die you could still lay clam to my mojo." She didn't think that was as funny as I did. So is this even possible after death and if it is what are your thoughts on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 (edited) Maybe you should discuss the prenup first. Edited September 27, 2007 by Kid Cid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 (edited) Have you asked her how she will extract them after you die? She'd probably have to wait for rigomortis to set in..... Edited September 27, 2007 by Big Country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Wait, wait, your girl wants Puddy to notarize your daddy juice? You all are some sick SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS !!!ers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missoula Griz Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlere...gi?artid=300785 Just move to the Middle East when you are terminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 First, I think I'd like to meet this woman. She seems pretty interesting...in a psychological way. Me: Then I said "Then if we ever break up and I get married and then die you could still lay clam to my mojo." She didn't think that was as funny as I did. So is this even possible after death and if it is what are your thoughts on it? 2nd--I'm not usually one to be crude when the ladies are present but I really have to wonder if that which is bolded was written that way purposely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Does Puddy stand and watch to verify that it is Chuck goo........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlanta Cracker Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 You can go ahead and bank some of the boys now. Just think, free pron! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Well, I'm no longer a notary so you'll have to pay the some other schlep to do that part. Tell her worse case scenario, if you die she could upgrade to my juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted September 27, 2007 Author Share Posted September 27, 2007 Well, I'm no longer a notary so you'll have to pay the some other schlep to do that part.Tell her worse case scenario, if you die she could upgrade to my juice Im sure yours has fermented by now ya geezer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Im sure yours has fermented by now ya geezer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Im sure yours has fermented by now ya geezer Then she can get drunk during foreplay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted September 27, 2007 Author Share Posted September 27, 2007 First, I think I'd like to meet this woman. She seems pretty interesting...in a psychological way.2nd--I'm not usually one to be crude when the ladies are present but I really have to wonder if that which is bolded was written that way purposely. It was a typo butt I cunt change it now, I'm gonna beave it like that, I'm sure people can finger it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted September 27, 2007 Author Share Posted September 27, 2007 Then she can get drunk during foreplay She does prefer small straws when she drinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 She could always order some of THIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 She does prefer small straws when she drinks [puddy]Guess that's why she's still with you?[/puddy] Sorry, just can't pass up a softball like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted September 27, 2007 Author Share Posted September 27, 2007 [puddy]Guess that's why she's still with you?[/puddy] Sorry, just can't pass up a softball like that. Damn those internet pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 It was a typo butt I cunt change it now, I'm gonna beave it like that, I'm sure people can finger it out. very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 That has to be one of the worst ideas I've ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 so, what, she wants them to scrape some jizz from your dead cajones or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefjay Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 (edited) Tell her worse case scenario, if you die she could upgrade to my juice I'm in the area too. Unfortunately I'm snipped but we don't have to tell her that. Edited September 27, 2007 by chiefjay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted September 27, 2007 Author Share Posted September 27, 2007 so, what, she wants them to scrape some jizz from your dead cajones or what? Yep. I'm in the area too. Unfortunately I'm snipped but we don't have to tell her that. I ran that by her, she said somethin about damn mexicans and being worried our TV would get stolen......I don't know what she's talkin about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 She wants those boys bad... you better watch your step foo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 hmmm always thot u was ghey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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