nuke'em ttg Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 my wife just got one and now she's sittin in my chair........this is bullchit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Is she wearing the French maid uniform? (Oh please, please....) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 my wife just got one and now she's sittin in my chair........this is bullchit Tell her you'll let her sit in your chair on one condition...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 my wife just got one and now she's sittin in my chair........this is bullchit sounds like : Maid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 we used to have a Japanese Au Pair but my wife didnt like her scrubbing me in the shower so we sent her back . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 We don't have a maid but we have a cleaning lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missoula Griz Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 We don't have a maid but we have a cleaning lady. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Hiring a cleaning service is the only way to fly. Some of the best money we spend. Neither my wife or I have the free time to keep the house as clean as we'd like and even if we did why the hell would we want to spend it scrubbing the freaking toilet. Just like everything else, you need to value your free time at least as much per hour as you make doing your job. We pay what amounts to about $10-$12 hour to have our house cleaned. That is far less than either of us would accept to pick up some extra work and wasting all day Saturday cleaning your house or mowing your lawn is no different than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 (edited) my wife just got one and now she's sittin in my chair........this is bullchit Tell her to get out of your chair..Tell her if she wants to sit down you will wipe a seat off for her..Then wipe your face.. Edited October 26, 2007 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Hiring a cleaning service is the only way to fly. Some of the best money we spend. Neither my wife or I have the free time to keep the house as clean as we'd like and even if we did why the hell would we want to spend it scrubbing the freaking toilet. Just like everything else, you need to value your free time at least as much per hour as you make doing your job. We pay what amounts to about $10-$12 hour to have our house cleaned. That is far less than either of us would accept to pick up some extra work and wasting all day Saturday cleaning your house or mowing your lawn is no different than that. Unless you clean as you go. I dont feel the need to hire anyone to clean up after me. Actually, smoking a joint and rearanging/cleaning can be rather theraputic on occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 I wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Unless you clean as you go. I dont feel the need to hire anyone to clean up after me. Actually, smoking a joint and rearanging/cleaning can be rather theraputic on occasion. Do you bleach the shower, vacuum, dust, mop the kitchen, scrub the toilets as you go? I get the whole bit about picking up your crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogohawk Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Yes .. I call her my wife. Did I really just say that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Do you bleach the shower, vacuum, dust, mop the kitchen, scrub the toilets as you go? I get the whole bit about picking up your crap. That stuff requires hash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missoula Griz Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Do you bleach the shower, vacuum, dust, mop the kitchen, scrub the toilets as you go? I get the whole bit about picking up your crap. How about windows? Our house has some big ass windows. They clean everything. We only have them come every two weeks. We clean up a bit before they arrive so they are not wasting time doing the easy stuff. Some of the best money spent in our household. Plus, one of the cleaners is pretty hot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 That stuff requires hash or coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Do you bleach the shower, vacuum, dust, mop the kitchen, scrub the toilets as you go? I get the whole bit about picking up your crap. IMO, it's well worth the $12.50 an hour to have our cleaning lady take care of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 or coke Thats if you want to clean the block Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted October 26, 2007 Author Share Posted October 26, 2007 Tell her to get out of your chair..Tell her if she wants to sit down you will wipe a seat off for her..Then wipe your face.. Hey...........whos got the Free Mustache rides sigline????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Hey...........whos got the Free Mustache rides sigline????????? ChuckB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 (edited) I happened to be at a best bud's family gathering and they were talking about cleaning the family lake cabin. His great aunt (85 or so at the time), rest her soul now, told us how she wished she could still do speed. Her husband, rest his soul, was a doctor and prescribed speed for her back in the 50s. She informed us, with great pride, that she would clean the whole house top to bottom in one day and night and the windows have never been that clean since they made it illegal. Edited October 26, 2007 by The Irish Doggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted October 26, 2007 Author Share Posted October 26, 2007 I happened to be at a best bud's family gathering and they were talking about cleaning the family lake cabin. His great aunt (85 or so at the time), rest her soul now, told us how she wished she could still do speed. Her husband, rest his soul, was a doctor and prescribed speed for her back in the 50s. She informed us, with great pride, that she would clean the whole house top to bottom in one day and night and the windows have never been that clean since they made it illegal. ...........Ya Know i think alot of speed and alcohol went down in those days...........my wifes mom was a speed freak and her dad smoked the tree and drank ........i'm a graduate of the fetal alcohol syndrome and couldn't feel better..........Do whop do whop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Hiring a cleaning service is the only way to fly. Some of the best money we spend. Neither my wife or I have the free time to keep the house as clean as we'd like and even if we did why the hell would we want to spend it scrubbing the freaking toilet. Just like everything else, you need to value your free time at least as much per hour as you make doing your job. We pay what amounts to about $10-$12 hour to have our house cleaned. That is far less than either of us would accept to pick up some extra work and wasting all day Saturday cleaning your house or mowing your lawn is no different than that. that makes sense and all....but at least to me personally, there's something a little weird about paying someone to clean up after you in your own home. can't really even pinpoint why i feel that way, but i do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 So here's my maid story for today. The lady came by to clean our house today, and when we come home, there is a note saying that we must have forgotten we were cooking, but not to worry because she turned it off. Big smile. Yeah, she shut off the crock pot that was slow cooking a roast and potatoes for dinner. Not only do we have no dinner, but the roast is ruined after sitting out at room temp all day. How do you get to be a maid and not know what a crock pot is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Maid - cleaning lady walked in on me as i sat on a toilet with bathroom door open in a hotel room in Geneva a few years back ...she screamed , then i screamed , and then she screamed again and walked out hate being interrupted when i am on the bowl ...even worse when i am on a foreign bowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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