Chief Dick Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 My 2 year old took his first dump in the toilet tonight. Gave him a couple of books, and a few minutes later, a nice solid torpedo comes out. He was darn proud, as was his daddy. Now the big question: how do you wipe a kid's butt when he's standing up? He then looks at it, says "Bye Bye poopie", and flushes the toilet. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 You mean you didn't save it for bronzing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 My 2 year old took his first dump in the toilet tonight. Gave him a couple of books, and a few minutes later, a nice solid torpedo comes out. He was darn proud, as was his daddy. Now the big question: how do you wipe a kid's butt when he's standing up? He then looks at it, says "Bye Bye poopie", and flushes the toilet. Good times. Ya gotta get the moist towelettes (flushable kind) that are made specifically for this. They come in a plastic little tub that you just keep handy in the bathroom. Don't use the dry stuff. It kind of hurts them and doesn't do a good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 Ya gotta get the moist towelettes (flushable kind) that are made specifically for this. They come in a plastic little tub that you just keep handy in the bathroom. Don't use the dry stuff. It kind of hurts them and doesn't do a good job. Ah. Good advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) Sit that boy down on your lap at the computer and have him read THIS from start to finish. Read it to him if you have to. Essential education, you know? Oh, and I say "bye bye poopie" every time to this very day. . . Edited February 14, 2008 by SheikYerbuti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Ah. Good advice. Been through it thrice. Ya live, ya learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) I was pretty proud because my 2 year old came up to me a few days ago and said "I pooped". Recognition is the first step. He used to deny it. P.S. When was your kid born so I can compare your kid to mine. Edited February 14, 2008 by AtomicCEO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 I was pretty proud because my 2 year old came up to me a few days ago and said "I pooped". Recognition is the first step. He used to deny it. P.S. When was your kid born so I can compare your kid to mine. Son: I pooped Father: You are a VERY bad boy! Why did you do that?? If you ever make a mess like that again I will tell your mother and you will go to your room with no supper!!! Son: Father: Yup, I'm pretty sure I'm not ready to have kids yet. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Ya gotta get the moist towelettes (flushable kind) that are made specifically for this. They come in a plastic little tub that you just keep handy in the bathroom. Don't use the dry stuff. It kind of hurts them and doesn't do a good job. +1 I also find that its easier to help 'em wipe when they remain seated on the toilet and lean forward, so their chest almost rests on their knees. Having them stand up makes access more difficult, in my experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 I was pretty proud because my 2 year old came up to me a few days ago and said "I pooped". Recognition is the first step. He used to deny it. P.S. When was your kid born so I can compare your kid to mine. September of 05. So he's a few months over 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 I was pretty proud because my 2 year old came up to me a few days ago and said "I pooped". Recognition is the first step. He used to deny it. P.S. When was your kid born so I can compare your kid to mine. 9/22/05 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Did you take a picture and post it on ratemypoop.com? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Son: I pooped Father: You are a VERY bad boy! Why did you do that?? If you ever make a mess like that again I will tell your mother and you will go to your room with no supper!!! Son: Father: Yup, I'm pretty sure I'm not ready to have kids yet. . . Actually, I changed him and told him I was very proud of him, and that next time he felt like he had to poop, to let me know and we could go to the potty. Of course, to a 26 month old, I'm sure all he heard was "Daddy blah blah blah, Elmo blah blah poop, cookie no hat monkey banana potty." He gets words confused sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 9/22/05 Ah ha! So my child isn't inferior for another 3 months and 6 days. There's time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 Ah ha! So my child isn't inferior for another 3 months and 6 days. There's time. Except he didn't identify he had to go. It was bath time, so I stuck him on there and told him if he needed to go it was ok. The books distracted him. Next thing you know: the smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Be careful with the flushable wipes. I had a plumber tell me once that they arent good for the pipes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 He gets words confused sometimes. That's cool. . I'm 35 and most of the time when the Shiekette talks all I hear is "Honey blah blah food blah blah sex blah blah blah are you listening? F**k it go play your x-box blah blah" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Be careful with the flushable wipes. I had a plumber tell me once that they arent good for the pipes Good info here. Those things may say that they are safe but trust me they are not good for the sewer system. I would stongly avoid flusing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 I would stongly avoid flusing them. Thanks, Yuk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 My kid now refuses to flush, likes to smell it stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 I just helped my 4 1/2 year old take a Royal Pee. She's got her princess dess-up dress and crown on and can't navigate the toilet with that big dress on. If she take her dress off, it would just be a normal pee and tonight she's Princess Aurora. Good times indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moss6 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Next - put Cherrios in the loo and tell him to sink them - worked for me my boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 Next - put Cherrios in the loo and tell him to sink them - worked for me my boy I think I did that at Bo's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Next - put Cherrios in the loo and tell him to sink them - worked for me my boy Wait, are we talking about sinking the cherrios with #1 or #2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 My kid now refuses to flush, likes to smell it stink. Runs in the family? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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