Savage Beatings Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 So last night my 4 year old son and I are laying in bed together watching a little Sports Center, and I flip through a couple of channels and land on the Hooters bikini contest for a few minutes. As one of them walked by I said, "Wow, she is really pretty." My son replies, "No Daddy, her hot!" I chuckled a little, and said, "Yep, you're right she is a hottie." Then a couple of minutes later he says, "Daddy I want you to get a date with her." I told him that Mommy would probably be very upset if Daddy got a date with one of those hotties. The after a long pause he says, "Daddy, I go to daycare, Mommy go to work, and then you get a date with her." Thanks kid I'm good... but it's nice to know I've got a little wingman to cover for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 So last night my 4 year old son and I are laying in bed together watching a little Sports Center, and I flip through a couple of channels and land on the Hooters bikini contest for a few minutes. As one of them walked by I said, "Wow, she is really pretty." My son replies, "No Daddy, her hot!" I chuckled a little, and said, "Yep, you're right she is a hottie." Then a couple of minutes later he says, "Daddy I want you to get a date with her." I told him that Mommy would probably be very upset if Daddy got a date with one of those hotties. The after a long pause he says, "Daddy, I go to daycare, Mommy go to work, and then you get a date with her." Thanks kid I'm good... but it's nice to know I've got a little wingman to cover for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 So from who did he learn this? Had you made mention of it before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 ahaha that's f'n classic.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 So from who did he learn this? Had you made mention of it before? Well, certainly I've called women hot or hotties before, but I've never said anything even remotely close to dating someone. That's why I thought it was so funny. We explained to him this morning that married people can't have girlfriends or boyfriends (this happened of course after my wife failed to find the story as funny as I found it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 I've been playing a game with my nearly-3 year old where he lays on me and says "Daddy, you a bed", or "you pillow" and pretends to sleep on me. It's cute. A few nights ago when I put him to bed I grabbed his feet and wrapped them up and told him that now I was a sock. So now I get "Daddy, you sock" before he goes to bed. Whoops. Should have thought that one through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cre8tiff Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 So now I get "Daddy, you sock" before he goes to bed. Whoops. Should have thought that one through. I heard the same thing from my teenager just this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Women have no sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 So now I get "Daddy, you sock" before he goes to bed. Whoops. Should have thought that one through. Next time pretend you're a big boulder and try to get him to say "You rock" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Next time pretend you're a big boulder and try to get him to say "You rock" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 That is one of the greatest stories I have ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 That is one of the greatest stories I have ever heard. I concur. Often times people tell stories about their kids that aren't funny at all. But that is damn funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 You were being shoved into a Police car. - m4w I shouted "screw the police"...you made the black panther fist. You got tasered, I got goosebumps. Your hair is very pretty. Let's chat after you make bail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 That's a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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