Scooby Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 who among us are Polish? Me, 100% http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg81/No...udzianowski.jpg world's strongest man--most titles in history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 The Polish huddlers are at www.thehurdlers.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted December 27, 2008 Author Share Posted December 27, 2008 oh sanp, just had my pic up here, meant to be my baby girl's!!!! fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 who among us are Polish? Me, 100% oh sanp, just had my pic up here, meant to be my baby girl's!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooty Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 who among us are Polish? Me, 100% http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg81/No...udzianowski.jpg world's strongest man--most titles in history Weird That's not what I thought you would look like, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 (edited) Are you really 100%? I am too... Edited December 27, 2008 by Fatman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted December 27, 2008 Author Share Posted December 27, 2008 yall are funny, I was just messing around after a little too much wii & wine last nite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 yall are funny, I was just messing around after a little too much wii & wine last nite Hey wait a minute....Don't knuckle under just yet! I'm a Pole-Germ-Belg. Mom is 100% Polack, Dad was 50/50 German/Belgian. Chit my Godson has the polish "Eagle" tattooed on his back! Jak się masz? Dobrze I hope. Nosdrovia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted December 28, 2008 Author Share Posted December 28, 2008 Hey wait a minute....Don't knuckle under just yet!I'm a Pole-Germ-Belg. Mom is 100% Polack, Dad was 50/50 German/Belgian. Chit my Godson has the polish "Eagle" tattooed on his back! Jak się masz?--how's it going? right Dobrze I hope. translation Nosdrovia! :brew: cheers! lol, your dad has good taste in women! I'm absolutely 100% on both sides, my great grandparents arrived in Galveston straight from the motherland and settled in the oldest Polish settlement in the US-Panna Maria, TX. My hubby has tainted my bloodline, being the mutt that he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 I had fish and pierogies for Christmas Eve dinner does that count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 I can clean a house pretty damn good and drink heavily, so yup....I'm one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 My best friend growing up (and my best man) is a Polack! John Kuchta (I think kuchta means mower of grass or some crap), will always be the definition of what being Polish means. What do you call Polish paratroopers? Air pollution. How did the polacks get to America? The first one swam across and the rest walked over on the dead fish. I've got hundreds of polack jokes from John's dear mom who said Polish men packed the biggest sausages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 My best friend growing up (and my best man) is a Polack! John Kuchta (I think kuchta means mower of grass or some crap), will always be the definition of what being Polish means. What do you call Polish paratroopers? Air pollution. How did the polacks get to America? The first one swam across and the rest walked over on the dead fish. I've got hundreds of polack jokes from John's dear mom who said Polish men packed the biggest sausages. heard all these, would you still be making jokes if I were black or hispanic? Guess it's still politically correct to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Dated a Polish-Italian once......he was fond of saying he kept making himself offers he couldn't understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Dated a Polish-Italian once......he was fond of saying he kept making himself offers he couldn't understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 heard all these, would you still be making jokes if I were black or hispanic? Guess it's still politically correct to do so. Lighten up Francis. My remarks were made tongue in cheek and were things told me by a Pole in the '60s. Have a sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 heard all these, would you still be making jokes if I were black or hispanic? Guess it's still politically correct to do so. :oldrolleyes: if you're serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 :oldrolleyes: if you're serious. Cut her some slack man! She doesn't like the slurs, that's cool. Let it lay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 A polish guy was walking on the beach looking for women. He was having no luck so he asked this guy that had women fawning all over him what his secret was. The guy told the polish man to go buy a skimpy bikini bathing suit for men and the women will be all over you. The polish guy goes to the store and gets one. He walks all over the beach and no woman notcie him at all. He goes back to the guy and tells him he struck out. The guy says go to the grocery store and buy a potato and put it in the bathing suit . It will really attract the ladies and you will be good to go. The polish guy does that and walks around the beach and still has no luck. He goes back to the same guy all pissed off and says that he bought the skimpy bathing suit and put the potato in it and he still has no luck. he asked the man what he should do. The man says to the polish guy "Why dont you try putting the potato in the front of the bathing suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 A polish guy was walking on the beach looking for women. He was having no luck so he asked this guy that had women fawning all over him what his secret was. The guy told the polish man to go buy a skimpy bikini bathing suit for men and the women will be all over you. The polish guy goes to the store and gets one. He walks all over the beach and no woman notcie him at all. He goes back to the guy and tells him he struck out. The guy says go to the grocery store and buy a potato and put it in the bathing suit . It will really attract the ladies and you will be good to go. The polish guy does that and walks around the beach and still has no luck. He goes back to the same guy all pissed off and says that he bought the skimpy bathing suit and put the potato in it and he still has no luck. he asked the man what he should do. The man says to the polish guy "Why dont you try putting the potato in the front of the bathing suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Just to be fair. How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Invite Mexican kids over and tell them it's a pinata party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 (edited) would you still be making jokes if I were black or hispanic? of course not (blacks and hispanics aren't Polish) Edited December 30, 2008 by wiegie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 I'm a Pole-Germ-Belg. Does that mean you invade yourself every few decades? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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