Azazello1313 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 GETTYSBURG, Pa., March 10 (UPI) -- Authorities in Pennsylvania said a man pleaded guilty to indecent exposure after he emerged naked from his home and challenged his neighbors to a karate fight. Gary Jones, 47, pleaded guilty to a first-degree misdemeanor charge. Three children less than 16 years of age were among those who saw him walk out of his house naked, The (Hanover, Pa.) Evening Sun reported Tuesday. Jones, of Gettysburg, was sentenced to one month in jail followed by two months of house arrest and 21 months of probation. He was also ordered to avoid contact with his neighbors and to pay a $200 fine. Police said Jones emerged naked from his home after consuming alcohol Aug. 1 and approached neighbors Dennis Hucks, Gary Kerns and Andrea Orndorff while Huck's three children played nearby. He told the men that he knew karate and asked if any of them wanted to fight. Jones allegedly told officers that he knew leaving his house naked was illegal, but he came out anyway because he is a "serious martial artist." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Someone must've taken the position that a standard mortgage is a collateralized debt obligation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Talk about piling on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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driveby Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 or this one? YORKTOWN — A man arrested for allegedly masturbating at his mailbox Tuesday afternoon told police he was showing his neighbors “who was boss,” according to police reports. Daniel T. Doster Jr., 42, 8501 W. Pleasant Road, faces preliminary charges of vicarious sexual gratification, a class D felony carrying a maximum three-year prison term. According to witness accounts, Doster’s behavior took place while a 19-month old neighbor boy was playing in his yard with his mother. Yorktown officer Mike Daugherty arrested Doster around 4:30 p.m. “Once I read him his rights, Daniel admitted to me that he was standing at the mailbox masturbating to show his neighbors who was boss,” Daugherty wrote in the probable cause affdavit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Did he challenge them to a fight at the dojo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 (edited) I don't know karate. I can see his point. Edited March 11, 2009 by MikesVikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Did he challenge them to a fight at the dojo? LOL - that is exactly what popped into my brain when I read the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 Did he challenge them to a fight at the dojo? Any time, any place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 YORKTOWN — A man arrested for allegedly masturbating at his mailbox Tuesday afternoon told police he was showing his neighbors “who was boss,” according to police reports. swashbucklers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 12, 2009 Share Posted March 12, 2009 swashbucklers. Right show, but doesn't live there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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